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*sobs*

so, is this just another of your ploys? or is this *it*, the time when you show all your cards and then say take me as I am, faults and all?

*looks at the ring in her hand*

*flips into goo*

you mean... you want.....

*blushes*

* M.K gets down on one knee... *

Faults ! Faults ! Hey, you might have more faults than the Earth's teutonic layer... but they are what make you YOU !!!

...and I take them all baby !!!

Even that selfish gene that let's take up more of the double beds blankets, that says you don't want chips on your meal and eat half of mine, even your insistence that when the light goes off that you must finish first !!!

M.K*

oh... Matt....


it's all so sudden.. I mean what about Shazz, babe, GB, all the others?? Are you going to give them up for me?

*looks into his eyes for some truth*

* M.K tries to look sincere, decides its probably best policy to actually try the real thing this time around... *

Well, I can forsake all the rest my dear...all except Cerys Matthews !!!

I'm only human after all !!!

M.K*

*looks in his eyes... sees a glimmer of truth in what he says*

but I'm not sure if I'm ready....


I'll need to think long and hard, I dont know how my feelings are at the moment...

*hugs* you understand?

* M.K starts to sob uncontrollably, he puts his arm up to feebly fend off F.C's advances... *

No... don't worrying about me, I'll be just dandy, ticketyboo you might say, that always say every cloud has a silver lining, it's always brighter on the sunny side of the street, the sun got its hat on don't you know !!!

* He walks off to do some serious drinking & forgetting... *

M.K*

*watches as Matt disappears... sits herself down for a long hard think...*

*gets up and chases after him....*

There's a saying about women who run after men... it is times like these that I'm glad I've forgotten it

Trust you er...Sporky !!!

Well you can feel her wrath when she gets back !!!

BTW Can you tell me the address of where the angels dropdown list can be found ???

M.K*

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hmm.. Spork? name?

so no time to read backlog, but I guess my demonic powers failed to take you down below with me? You are still charming that silly cat yes Matt?


ah well... you know where to find me when you get bored of her.

Get Thee To A Nunnery Young Lady !!!

BTW I thought you went on holidays...

M.K*

*wonders why Matt is counting the days till Babes return.. *

* M.K thinks it might be a Freudian slip... *

* Of the tongue, that is... *

M.K*

a Freudian slip? trust me that tongue made no slip at all FC... all deliberate movements

* M.K is distracted from acknowledging ddgb... *

* Well, he knows where F.C's moles are... *

M.K*

grr... the names Babe, Demonic Babe...

Don't get fiesty with me young lady !!!

You should know I'm engaged !!!

M.K*

look. I'm a demon, my job is to tempt, especially at this stage, its easier for me to get you know than if you get married to that cat...

besides, I may have some insider information for you about her...