h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hiyah G.B...

Yes, people really got into the spirit of things, which was great...

I'm sorry I couldn't turn up, but you know how it is... x3

I'm sure we could have another go like Tweetie says, as some people turned up late an were dissapointed...

...and I didn't actually, really, set a kick-off time... *doh!*

I especially loved the exchange E.V & Mina got up to in their room later...

...and of course the Queen (and all along I thought it was just DD!!! )

Although, that Sir Douglas was a bit of a stick in the mud...

BTW My current username isn't simply a reference to the departure of that Scottish lass...

I could really do with an email chat ([email protected]) if you are about...

Going through the mill at the moment...

Thanks
M.K*

I'm right here, I just saw you come online { a neat trick!}
OK opening my email now!

U135579 he's online now. www.budgar.co.uk.

Matt - I can see you have replied to my celibacy thread, but when I went there all I could see was your name, there's nothing on the right, no text only an error message.
*tearing her hair out screaming*
Does this mean we're all going to have to get a life?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
No!!!!!!
Anything but that!
Torture me!
{I wonder if the devil is around, maybe I could sell my s... }
I sure hope you get to read this, but in case you don't, I am going to copy & paste this message & email it to you, OK?
I hope you have the power to fix h2g2...or know a man that does
Love from
GB

* feigns outrage... *

Oh My God !!!

You women, always trying to invade my personal space !!!

Mind you, as you know I'm not getting much of the other stuff...

So it will have to do...

BTW - *SORTED* ...

M.K*

*clatter of high heels
*GB gets down on her knees in front of MK
*She looks up at him with a wide-eyed innocent expression....
"Oh, M.K*! You are sooooooo wonderful! Thank you!!! Is there anything I can do for *you* in return?"
*flutter of eyelids

* M.K sees G.B on her knees... *

Well !!! While your down there...

Wearing that tiny French maids dress...

...and looking so EVER keen to please !!!

Could you...

Well...

You know...


Could you tidy up around here for me !!!

M.K*

Around where?
*innocent smile*

Well I've got a set of draws that need a good sorting out... *

Well I've got the time.....

Hey ! I've got the place !!!

Well there you go.....would you like me to reset your clock while I'm here?

Well...

* Waits five seconds to seem somewhat casual about it... *

If you don't mind...

M.K*

*GB takes a huge key out of her pocket....
*opens the front of the Grandfather clock....
*starts to turn it....


Something's out of practise!

Oh...

Don't worry, with a little bit of lubrication in no time everything will be back in perfect working order...

M.K*

*GB produces a bottle of "lubrication" from her pinny pocket...

Well !!!

That ought to get the gears moving !!!

BTW Daft Idea No.627 is finished on my homepage...

M.K*

*GB starts to oil the rusty parts.....

Well !!!

That's winding the clock back a little !!!

M.K*

Only a little?
How about if I use a little more oil......