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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Started conversation Aug 18, 2000
This is a private forum for Matthew to practise his flirting abilities, on his victim, sorry, friend, Galaxy Babe. If you have anything to say, please start another forum.
Thank you for your understanding.
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Aug 18, 2000
GB - resplendent in her skin-tight, satin Angel gown, her wings freshly brushed and fluffed, her long dark hair tumbling in curls onto her lap, crosses her slender legs and leans back on Matthew's couch.
She pats the empty space besides her, provocatively.
So, Matthew, now you have finally got me alone at last, what ARE you going to do with me?
*shakes her head, causing her halo to slip *just* a little...
No champagne please, I am allergic to it, a vodka jelly will do nicely!
You ARE going to join me, aren't you???
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Matthew Kershaw Posted Aug 22, 2000
* M.K finally has the nerve to get a little closer... 
*
Ah...Yes...
* Sweats profusely... *
Ummm...
* He looks at the resplendant G.B and says... *
'"____________..."
* He takes one step forward, whilst the other goes the other way... *
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HURT ME ARE YOU ???
M.K*
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Aug 22, 2000
GB slaps the pink, fluffy handcuffs on M.K*s wrists & carts him off to Survivor - The Aftermath for his trial!!!
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Matthew Kershaw Posted Aug 22, 2000
* ROFL !!! 
*
Alright you got me, you bloodly well got me you B*TCH !!!
M.K*
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Aug 22, 2000
To follow M.K*s trial go to :http://www.h2g2.com/F49657?thread=71596&post=542724 Oh, and please bring rotten fruit. ;-)
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Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Aug 23, 2000
nice one GB!
hehe.. serves him right for those rings he put on his page... though no doubt she'll see it differently...
right. I'm bringing the fruit!
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Aug 23, 2000
Too late, ddgb.
He got off on a technicality.
Got some good kicking in though & plenty of fruit got wasted!
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Matthew Kershaw Posted Aug 24, 2000
It's always the same with women, always after you for your money...
GOLD-DIGGER !!! 
M.K*
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Aug 31, 2000
Matt - Is the Masked Ball going to be held on a seperate thread, or in the Ballroom itself?
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Matthew Kershaw Posted Aug 31, 2000
* pats down the sofa... *
I knew you couldn't say away for long !!!
Yes, I intend to use the ballroom... 
M.K*
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Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Aug 31, 2000
*takes notes to tell FC when she gets back*
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Matthew Kershaw Posted Aug 31, 2000
This is outrageous !!! 
All I was pointing out that us being good friends we could sit down & have a pleasant conversation !!!
...I don't know what YOU were thinking...
Well, given your one track mind, I could have a guess
M.K*
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Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Aug 31, 2000
*a French maids uniform flits through her mind...*
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Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe Posted Aug 31, 2000
how did you know I look great in a school-girl uniform???
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Matthew Kershaw Posted Aug 31, 2000
Not with those hairy armpits & wayward bikini line you don't !!!
M.K* - Still hopelessly in love with the fabulous feline.
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Sep 2, 2000
Hey, Matt, you wouldn't believe the compliments that are flying around from people who have read the threads on Foxy Manor, but aren't joining in! I am trying to tempt a few {shy} people into the place, just as visitors for the weekend, no pressure. Even offering them favours in my Beauty Shoppe
Tweetie wants to have a Fancy Dress Party!/Ball next weekend, consider it organized, make sure you turn up for this one!
{I have already posted outside your bedroom door, you were asleep so I didn't disturb you } hehehe
Some great lines being thrown around, eh? 
GB
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