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Serephina Posted Jun 16, 2003
Hes 6 and already eyeing up the girls a bit too much so no nekkid paddling poolig for him! 
It wasnt a totally uneventful weekend though..got a real shockyesterday morning when I woke up n the bar in my tongue was missing! hole had closed up already too ..id only had it for a month a so n hadnt even had the chance to test drive it yet! 
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jun 16, 2003
I saw you'd lost it from your journal ... incidentally, I did read somewhere that the tongue is one of the fastest parts of the body to heal ... saliva has naturally occuring healing thingymajigs (!) which make it heal v quickly.
6 ... crazy days if ever there were crazy days ... kiss cuddle and torture in the play ground and a summer spent covered in either dirt or grass stains ... bliss!
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Serephina Posted Jun 16, 2003
Been lurking my journals then?... everybody else does...dunno why cos im rather boring really! 
A friend of mine whod got bored n taken his out said it takes about 30 mins to close.Its more cos its pure muscle than anything else.Im betting having it reopened is going to hurt!
Dirt OR grass stains? try both at the moment.. not to mention catching him n mate in the bins
err doing things to a couple of pillows! where he gets these ideas i dont know! I was as 
ic at 6 as I am now!
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jun 16, 2003
Your halo is blinding me, even as we speak!
Kids eh ... grow up so fast these days!
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Serephina Posted Jun 16, 2003
Too fast ..I realy dont wanna be a granny in my 30s!
Had my halo polished this morning 
..helps hide the horns a little 
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jun 16, 2003
I've got my work cut out if I'm to achieve that particular accolade! So far as I'm aware at least *he says, implying a rampant promiscuity ... *
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Serephina Posted Jun 16, 2003
At least I know ive definately only got the one eh!
N its not promiscuity..its just testing all available options!..sounds quite sensible to me
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jun 16, 2003
I heard a horrifying statistic the other day that said something like 1 in every 10 children is being brought up by a man who isn't their father but who thinks he is ... might have got the number wrong but it was something quite frighteningly large!
... here's to testing ...
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Serephina Posted Jun 16, 2003
Ill have to try that one 
... why is there not a smiley holding a 
as well? thats discrimination that is! Not that I have any problem with drinking pints cos I dont
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jun 16, 2003
I've always found the smiley lacking a certain something ... besides, it looks like something unmentionable being pickled ... then again, maybe that's just me - I don't get out as much as I probably should!
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Serephina Posted Jun 16, 2003
Thanks for that charming image 
though there are certain people id take great amusement in seeing bits of pickled!
On a digi box the 
smiley tends to look strangely like a turkey! Why no one wants to join my campaign for a one I dont know 
I dont get out much either ,not that youd ever be able to tell!
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jun 16, 2003
Not at all ... I aim to please ...
I've always thought that the 
smiley bears a remarkable similarity to a false beard and moustache combo ... perhaps that's just another symptom of my needing to get out more ... where's a 
for diagnosis when you need one ... 
As for the ... wouldn't go amiss either ...
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Serephina Posted Jun 16, 2003
Wont even let us have a or though init.. let alone some of the more creative ones id like to see
Im not a nurse but i do have a little first aid training n a s outfit left over from when I was an Ann summers rep
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jun 17, 2003
Morning it is and another scorcher at that ... hotter than a hot mans hottest bits in hotsville ... sort of!
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Serephina Posted Jun 17, 2003
Dont pull that face at me..ill just even more!
Its something stupid like 27 here
at the mo.. dont like it
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jun 17, 2003
I trust you've got the curtains shut?! The JFK flight is due any minute ... 
According the Beeb it's 17 here which is plenty hot enough thanguverymuch ... not a day to be sitting in offices in suits but to be outside, gamboling in the sun ... pimms and cucumber sandwiches and all that ... 
... 
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Serephina Posted Jun 17, 2003
cheek!
That doesnt sound that hot at all .This is way too hot..i cann hadly go out at all when it gets that bad..just get a rash n go all puffy if i do.if its this hot on the 28th im staying home..till the pub part at least
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jun 17, 2003
You forget the fact that the scottish temperature barely struggles over 0 for most of the year so 17 is pretty hot comparatively!! I'm sure it's hotter than that really ... their thermometer must be broken ...
As a rule I tend to spend monday to friday recovering from the flaméing at the weekend from about the end of may to the end of september ... the constantly peeling nose is a look I'm particularly good at and it's a good look to be good at!
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