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Oh poop.

Post 1

Mother of God, Empress of the Universe

I just now discovered that you have left h2g2. smiley - sadface

I'll miss your input here. *sigh* You've been one of the unique flavors that makes this place so palatable to me.

Best wishes in your new ventures, Martin. I think you'll make a difference wherever you go and whatever you do.

smiley - hug
Britta


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Post 2

Martin Harper

Kind words - thanks you smiley - smiley

I'm sure there'll be lots of other people for you to taste... *ahem*, I mean to make the place palatable for you smiley - bigeyes

-Lucinda


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Post 3

a girl called Ben

How did I know that a conversation entitled 'Oh poop' would have been started by Mother of God?

I missed all the dramas, because I was travelling around Australia gazing at an empty moon. However I find it interesting that you and Hoo and I are all disenchanted and all at the same sort of time.

Since I have not read the backlog I do not know what moved you on from here, and I won't be following you to your new cyberland.

Take care, I am living in a town near you famous for its girls' school and being the starting point for a rail-way disaster. I would love to have lunch sometime and get the full story - I'll buy. It is easier than reading the bloody backlog.

All the best.

a member of the Small But Vacating Minority called Ben


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Post 4

Mother of God, Empress of the Universe

Ben! You're back! smiley - biggrin

It's pretty disturbing that an "oh poop" sitting on someone's doorstep makes you think of me, though. I wasn't aware that THAT was the sort of calling card I was known for. smiley - blush

Anyway, not you and Hoo too..... nooooooooooo! I guess I haven't been lurking in the right places, am not really aware of what all the disenchantment is about. But noooooooo.... we can't lose ALL our starry-eyed idealists (with teeth).

For some reason I'm thinking of Atlas Shrugged. Have things gotten so bad that y'all have to pull out or be eaten alive?


Oh poop.

Post 5

a girl called Ben

I am not actually leaving. Not as such. And I have no idea what Hoo is up to at all, though I should be seeing him later this week, and I hope to find out then.

But my relationship with h2g2 is changing and I have no idea what is going to change into.

Good to see you again MoG.

B


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Post 6

Mother of God, Empress of the Universe

Okey dokey. Hope it doesn't change into a ....werewolf.... or something. smiley - fullmoon

Since you'll be seeing Hoo give him a big, slurpy smiley - smooch from me, one of those that'll curl his toenails. I feel I can entrust you with this mission. He's had me roaring with laughter a number of times.


Oh poop.

Post 7

a girl called Ben

Schlurpy toe-curlers with Hoovooloo? Now there's a thought! I have a pressie for him from Oz as it is - I got it in Iron Knob. Well, rude not to really!

Take care MoG.

Love

B


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Post 8

Mother of God, Empress of the Universe

I'll not even contemplate the kinds of pressies one would get in Iron Knob....

Remember, you're on a mission from MoG. And I'll give you a second one, too. (Don'tcha just looooove the way I delegate?) If you run across Lucinda please give him one of those smiley - smooch too, along with a sly pat on the tushie from Magnolia.


Oh poop.

Post 9

Martin Harper

Lunch sounds lovely, Ben - I'll email you smiley - smiley

Welcome back to the UK and suchlike. Did you come back in time to see the snow?


Oh poop.

Post 10

a girl called Ben

Missed the snow, but it is good to be home.

Did you see we even got our own TIT smiley? smiley - tit

I prefer the howlin' wolf, of course. But I am a meanspirited so-and-so at times.

B
smiley - fullmoon


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