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Some people really make me want to slap them

Post 41

KB

I thought it was cuz he's Danish. smiley - whistle


Some people really make me want to slap them

Post 42

swl

Hootoo's favourite slapper smiley - winkeye


Some people really make me want to slap them

Post 43

Sho - employed again!

swl - moi?
smiley - kiss

hehe

KB - Danish AND a smiley - pirate what's not to smiley - drool?


Some people really make me want to slap them

Post 44

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

smiley - blush

oprah is in copenhagen right now, as is michelle obama and a lot of other celebs rooting for chicago to be elected host of the 2016 olympics. barack obama will be here for a few hours friday

oprah heard the danish have several times been voted the happiest people on smiley - earth so is doing a special on it. it will be aired on 9. october i am told - in 145 countries!

together with all the other stuff going on here right now it should give us a lot of publicity, which is nice because tourism is a major business for us

personally i myself will leave the country next summer when the hoards invade us again smiley - biggrin

but i digress, back to the slapping business smiley - run

smiley - pirate


Some people really make me want to slap them

Post 45

Sho - employed again!

*note to self - smiley - pirate wants to get back to the slapping*

smiley - evilgrinsmiley - handcuffs


Some people really make me want to slap them

Post 46

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

wanna do the smiley - fish slapping dance? smiley - whistle

*secretly brings out smiley - shark* smiley - evilgrin

smiley - pirate


Some people really make me want to slap them

Post 47

Sho - employed again!

eek!
smiley - run


Some people really make me want to slap them

Post 48

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

oh all right then

*puts smiley - shark back in the shark-holster and hands sho a danish instead*

want some smiley - tea with that? smiley - bigeyes

actually, i keep wondering why survey after survey concludes that the danes are the happiest people on the face of this planet smiley - huh

sure, i can name a lot of things that make me enjoy living here, but then i was born and grew up in germany in the danish minority living in the northern part of germany that was once annexed (sp?) by the prussians - so of course i may be somewhat biased

but i hear a lot of people here complaining about taxes and weather and foreigners - and as you may know the right wing opposition here has talked our government into making strict immigration laws and things like that. where the smiley - bleep are the (other) happy danes smiley - huh

i don't want to take over this thread but having said what i said earlier i thought i might just get this over and done with so as not to sound overly smug and nationalistic or something like that

so carry one, nothing more to see here smiley - whistle

smiley - pirate


Some people really make me want to slap them

Post 49

Sho - employed again!

Maybe you're all happy listening to the hot-sexy Danish accent all day?


Some people really make me want to slap them

Post 50

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

smiley - rofl

it's not that sexy to me - but then i grew up with danish people speaking german with a heavy danish accent and german people speaking danish with a heavy german accent...

we had a lot of fun - and still have - with very literal translations between the two languages smiley - biggrin

i'm sorry i can't think of any right now that would be funny in english though smiley - erm

smiley - pirate


Some people really make me want to slap them

Post 51

swl

I've just been told I have a Dr Finlay accent. smiley - weird


Some people really make me want to slap them

Post 52

Sho - employed again!

I'll have to check that out, swl.

I don't know what it is about Scandanavian accents - but they can make me (literally) smiley - drool. Pre-email days, I used to work with a Swedish guy who looked like a bag of spanners but had the most knee-weakeningly sexy voice. Oh my...

It's the start of Korean Harvest Festival celebrations today. There might be rice cakes and soju later. (but only if I am still as mellow as I feel now and don't want to slap anyone)


Some people really make me want to slap them

Post 53

Yarreau

Scandinavian accents? Nah. Gimme a good old Scottish, Irish, Welsh or French accent any day... now there's something to smiley - drool over! smiley - smiley


Some people really make me want to slap them

Post 54

Sho - employed again!

oh French...


Some people really make me want to slap them

Post 55

A Super Furry Animal

I used to sit next to an Italian lady at work. She used to ask me lots of questions. I didn't mind at all, I could listen to her voice all day...smiley - drool

It was as much as I could do to actually concentrate on what she was saying, so I could answer the question instead of drifting off and saying "Eh?...what?" at the end!

RFsmiley - evilgrin


Some people really make me want to slap them

Post 56

Yarreau

My husband reported the same about a co-worker from Belize, saying, "it even sounded good when she told someone off!"


Some people really make me want to slap them

Post 57

Sho - employed again!

I used to have a customer in France and my contact was a very nice man (I supposed - we only spoke, at first) and after a while we began to discuss rugby and other stuff.

Eventually I met him and... Phwoar! totally totally gorgeous too. smiley - wah


Some people really make me want to slap them

Post 58

Yarreau

There's a mutual friend of my husband and ex-husband... they both used to hint at how weird he was...

I talked to him on the phone once, he had a really, really nice voice and jokingly asked me not to believe anything they had told me about him...

... what a shock when I met him after that. He looked like an unsavoury version of Oliver Hardy, had all kinds of unsanitary, horrible or downright nasty habits and views, and the worst case of halitosis I ever encountered. After that, I always put a big bowl of mints on the table whenever he visited. Luckily, he liked them.

That guy is the perfect Blind Date From Hell!


Some people really make me want to slap them

Post 59

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

re 56:

it is impossible to take a norwegian seriously when he/she tells somebody off smiley - rofl

smiley - pirate


Some people really make me want to slap them

Post 60

swl

Have you heard about the new Internet Barbie?

A perfect silicone reproduction of a 43 year old, balding, chatroom-obsessed male with a beergut.


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