So long, and thanks for all the...
Yeah! Welcome to my personal h2g2 info page. I am still under a bit of a shock condition here1 so don't expect too much of this intro to myself.
It's actually quite hard to sum up your whole life in a few paragraphs that other people can read. You should try it sometime. Or I guess most of you already did... Well, anyway:
My Life So Far
I was born a stormy winter night 1984 in a town called Lier2 in Norway. Yep, that's the country far up north in Europe. The one with snow most of the year. Okay, you never heard of it. Thought so. Doesn't matter, actually. I live there. You don't. And I'm quite happy about it.
Well, anyway... I came to this world in Lier, and I grew up there. You get alot of useful experiences growing up as a wholehearted urbanist in Norway's "Little Texas". With farms and farmers and cows and pigs around you, it's quite a challenge to drink your morning cappuccino with some dignity...
School in Lier isn't actually what I'd call a blast, though. Although kindergarden and grammar school was okay, junior high has been like Freddy's Final Nightmare. We've got the worst teachers in the history of torture chambers. We've got a 26-year-old horny pedophile, three grumpy grammys in their 70s without any knowlegde of neither their subjects nor any form of human communications, and an incarnation of Hannibal Lecter that makes Silence of the Lambs look like Sesame Street. The last example get's her only joys of life while gnawing on students' corpses. Altogether, quite a freak show, actually.3
Fellow Conspirators And Deliberate Crimes
The guys (of both sexes) I mention here are quite important to me, but I can't mention all, so if you feel left out, don't be sad. Laze for all the happy years growing up together. Nannah, for support, listening and being a wonderful friend. Aurax, Gerunkelfunkel, Kakao, Basket-Lene, Lisabet, Modelchick, Vikkeba, everyone: Thanx!
To the ordinary reader, I guess this was a bit dull. So I'll end it here, and leave you to my extremely interesting journals and guides. Thanks for reading this...
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