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Uncle Heavy's Superbattle #2
Uncle Heavy [sic] Started conversation Jul 16, 2000
You didn't get me last time, and you won't this time! Have at you!
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Garius Lupus Posted Jul 16, 2000
Whaddaya mean we didn't get you last time. We got you several times. So there. Take that.
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jul 16, 2000
yeah, no kidding! you were the fishiest of the fished... and ya smell like one too!
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Lucy Lastick Posted Jul 16, 2000
Be off with you scallywags!
Thank you so much for looking after me while I was away Uncle Heavy. I don't know what I would have done if you hadn't cleared up all those slithery, scaly, beady eyed little creatures. And the fish were nearly as bad.
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jul 16, 2000
he cleared away the heroes??????
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Jul 16, 2000
when your legendary-ness comes solely from heavy weaponry, you have to expect some friendly fire... he he he...
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Jul 16, 2000
oh, and CHANGE THE WORD: it's NOT sesquidentalism, it's sesquiPEDALIANism...
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Lucy Lastick Posted Jul 16, 2000
And you seem a tad over pedantic young man.
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jul 16, 2000
ugh! big words, big words!!!
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Jul 17, 2000
fine. the largest, and most meaningful thing I have to say today is:
I'll let you all ponder over that...
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Giguschild/Death Avocado. Motto:*Fac ut gaudeam* Posted Jul 19, 2000
So, I've saved you once, and I'll save you again, Mendel...
JUST DON'T EVEN BOTHER...YOU SILLY PERSON!!
Decipher that how you will.
By the way, I'm going to Florida with me Dad on Thursday, but afterwards let's arrange something or other, hm? By the way, the French girl is not bad...
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Giguschild/Death Avocado. Motto:*Fac ut gaudeam* Posted Jul 19, 2000
certain artist, who's name begins with a G, caught sight of me once when I was was in this state serving the Ni'Klopic Layer of Toth...it affected one of his works and my likeness was made into several films...
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Giguschild/Death Avocado. Motto:*Fac ut gaudeam* Posted Jul 19, 2000
oops you didn't get my post before last...it was this:
Please use your shifty world of contacts to get my bio on the bio-thingy...without Limelight, My skin turns black, a super-hardened carapse encloses my body, I grow spines and claws and teeth, and get some MEAN extra-senses, and I become an Evil Creature of The Darkness. And we wouldn't want THAT, would we.
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Giguschild/Death Avocado. Motto:*Fac ut gaudeam* Posted Jul 19, 2000
So now re-arrange the previous two messages. Here's another for your troubles.
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jul 19, 2000
*reads the last few posts and is forming an evil plot* heh heh heh... and who is this french girl? that part confused me. well
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 19, 2000
Eh?
Did anyone else understand that?
Thought not
Yes, who is this French girl. You haven't said anything.
How long are you in Florida?
AND I WILL SPELL HOWEVER I DAMN WELL PLEASE LUCIFER TAKE YOUR BLACK HEARTS
It can be sespiquidinialatristicism if I want it to. It's a legend's perogative. Curse you.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 19, 2000
Eh?
Did anyone else understand that?
Thought not
Yes, who is this French girl. You haven't said anything.
How long are you in Florida?
AND I WILL SPELL HOWEVER I DAMN WELL PLEASE LUCIFER TAKE YOUR BLACK HEARTS
It can be sespiquidinialatristicism if I want it to. It's a legend's prerogative. Curse you.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 19, 2000
Notice how I spent prerogative the first time around? See? Point proven.
Avocado, do you think you could procure a pig from the natives? It's probably quite simple: just go up to one and say: ecuse me, Billy-Bob, but may I purchase your wife?
That is an American custom, I believe
PS I don't really want Lucifer to take your black hearts
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Larj Parz Posted Jul 19, 2000
Hi Unc H, just checking to see that everything was hunky- (like me) dopey, (like the bad guys).
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jul 19, 2000
hey, the whole "pig" thing was a little below the belt, heavy man. that's just wrong. and although that may be somewhat close to the truth in some areas of the midwestern US, it's not all like that.
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- 1: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 16, 2000)
- 2: Garius Lupus (Jul 16, 2000)
- 3: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 16, 2000)
- 4: Lucy Lastick (Jul 16, 2000)
- 5: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 16, 2000)
- 6: NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P (Jul 16, 2000)
- 7: NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P (Jul 16, 2000)
- 8: Lucy Lastick (Jul 16, 2000)
- 9: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 16, 2000)
- 10: NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P (Jul 17, 2000)
- 11: Giguschild/Death Avocado. Motto:*Fac ut gaudeam* (Jul 19, 2000)
- 12: Giguschild/Death Avocado. Motto:*Fac ut gaudeam* (Jul 19, 2000)
- 13: Giguschild/Death Avocado. Motto:*Fac ut gaudeam* (Jul 19, 2000)
- 14: Giguschild/Death Avocado. Motto:*Fac ut gaudeam* (Jul 19, 2000)
- 15: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 19, 2000)
- 16: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 19, 2000)
- 17: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 19, 2000)
- 18: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 19, 2000)
- 19: Larj Parz (Jul 19, 2000)
- 20: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 19, 2000)
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