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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jun 24, 2001
::frames the 
, has it insured, hangs it in a prominant place with suitable security::
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Inkwash Posted Jun 24, 2001
Well that's what makes once-in-a-lifetimeviewings so precious. If everyone saw them they'd be mundane. 
Right, UH?
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Inkwash Posted Jun 24, 2001
But for those who missed the UH hug, here's another once-in-a-lifetime spectacle.
[stands upside down on only his little finger of his right hand, dressed as a Fransiscan monk and breathing through a kazoo]
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Researcher 159112 Posted Jun 24, 2001
It was the costume. Why don't you take it off? It'd be less scary!
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Inkwash Posted Jun 24, 2001
There, it's gone.
Is that less scary now?
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Researcher 159112 Posted Jun 24, 2001
I did intend you to leave *some* sort of clothing on 
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Inkwash Posted Jun 24, 2001
Ooops! 
[scuttles off to find some clothes]
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Researcher 159112 Posted Jun 24, 2001
*giggles quietly to herself*
tee hee
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Inkwash Posted Jun 24, 2001
[returns with normal gear]
Whatchyou giggling for, girl.
That can be very damaging to a guy's self-esteem.
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Researcher 159112 Posted Jun 24, 2001
I'm sorry, I'll try not to...
*fails*
Would you like a drink?????
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Inkwash Posted Jun 24, 2001
[resigned to always evoking the same reaction....]
Yeah,
Please.
Make it a 
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Researcher 159112 Posted Jun 24, 2001
I'll have a 
after seeing all that...
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Researcher 159112 Posted Jun 24, 2001
It's all right! I've seen it all before
s Inkwash.
Now cheer up, dammit!
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