h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Matthew is God

oh! it seems so obvious

I thought Matthew was one of the disiples?

Nope he's defiently God bujt I think he left a while back but still is there in Email form

why me?

why you what?

stuck here with you head cases

What head cases?

Me a head case I'm privilaged

*deep sigh *

What's wrong with being weird?!

I'me not just because I have a shrine in my house devoted to the worship of "Eddie" the sheep skull, and his Girl-friend "Cilla" the sheep skull....

thats not weird. derainged, yes. false, yes. but weird? no.

Ahh you have sheeps skulls I have four very live cats!

so, er, there

I have just the single cat; no sence, especially no sence of balance, but she is at my dads but I talk to her on the phone ocassionally, when she is in.

Mmm my cat has taken a passion to attacking your feet when you sleep!

Ahhh, our cat used to, and still sometimes does, sleep in my dads bed, on the pillow at the top of the bed, but she wouldn't get in till my father was asleep, so my dad would wake up in the morning with our cat laying above his head on the pillow, almost as bad as the time she fell in our pond

not a cat fan

Well that happened to my little sister one Christmas...we had to share a room because of my grandparents (All of them! + my uncle) were staying and I woke up to find the cat on her head!

lets see though interesting experiences Pepper slept in the tumble dryer, Misty dribbles, Gillespie is sacred of everything and sleeps ontop of the hifi and dizzy comes in after going after rabbits sides literally bulging...always interesting.