h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Bryan

What?! I have good reason...Michael Fish is a freaky bloke, Isabell Lang is annoying and Sian Lloyd reminds me of Cherie Blair! lol

xxx

Sian....
You have a point lol xxx

aye but you gotta admit it's true most of the time

Erm... nah, i dunno lol xxx

The head from the budget advert reminds me of Cherie Blair!!!

Bryan

Thank you! lol.

EM

I agree with you

Admiral

A muppet reminds me the most of her!

Gots to be off now people byeee
xx

hehe

She should apoligise for being weak and feable, oh wait, she did!!!

Well, I guess I'd better carry on with my crusade to stamp out pointless insecurities:

1) Breast size is relative to body type and size.

2) Blokes do care about breast size from a boasting point of view. I would suggest, however, that the type of blokes who boast about their girlfriends' bodies are best avoided (unless you want to be some idiot's walking talking trophy).

3) Individual blokes may have personal preferences for both size, shape etc. in the same way that they might for any part of your body. This can vary in any direction really, except that almost all will prefer what looks (and feels) healthy and natural.

4) Breast operations are usually a huge turn-off, since they result in a size that looks weird compared to the rest of the body. Implants especially, since the implant makes them move in a different way. I'm told it also makes them feel really icky.

So the size of your breasts really doesn't matter any more than the size of a bloke's penis, (except maybe they don't do that bra you really want in your size). Don't get hung up about it girls.

well said

Well said

I don't see why girls need to have breasts, they are an unecessary weight. Ok for breast feeding...dammit let the bloke do it...we have to carry the baby around for 9 months, go through all the weird cravings, take all the pain, buy new clothes and underwear to fit the new shape and size of our body, bloomin well scream out head off to get this 50cm thing out of a teeny weeny hole (though people say it expands...it doesn't though...if it did it wouldn't hurt so much!) and we have to have the lil sprogs give us stretch marks and having them munch on out nipples.
Now all the bloke has to do is havig sex and put up with our moaning... lol.

Yes... but having to put up with the moaning of the women about these things is pain enough for the man... why do you think so many marriages fail???... people do have a tendency to get p**sed off with the whinging of their "partners"... hey... even me and Sam have our bickers... but we're not marriage so lol...


And she doesn't moan about her breasts or our "sprog"... as she feels... a womans world is just like a mans... except she doesn't have a penis and doesn't fart on cue or accidently... I had to put up with the pain of childbirth too ya know... she kicked me so many times and Kate's not even my kid biologically, lol... but I love her and I love Sam...


But ya know what... I've gone completely off the topic and I'm rambling... now... let's all get some breasts and a bucket of KFC...



Serj

I think it's an individual thing... in my experience, the 'lads' who go on about the massive bazongas, and "ooh, look at the size o' them" are usually the ones who have least experience with them.

As far as I'm concerned, from a purely aesthetic point of view, the actual shape matters much more than the size- a nicely shaped 'small' pair is far nicer to look at (and handle, should you be fortunate enough) than a huge pair of saggy knockers, scuze the french.

Personally, I prefer a modest size- give me Kylie over Lara any day

But that's just my opinion of breasts by themselves, obviously when looking at an entire woman (as one is inclined to do- a lone pair of breasts would just be disturbing), then such things as a nice smile and a decent personality come way before such considerations.

Hope I haven't just restated stuff that's already been said... I only read the last page of entries

TK

The real question for women is...


Does PENIS size really matter???... it's six of one half a dozen of the other... so it's not worth fighting... women just have more "accessories" than men do... and men are too chicken s**t most of the time to even show their penises other than infront of themselves...


I'd much rather date Winona Ryder than Kylie/Britney/Lara or whoever (other tha my fiance' Sam, lol) because I prefer a woamsn personality to her looks...


I hate that small mindedness of some people... "you've gotta have a big knob or big tits to get anywhere in this world"... NO... you don't!!...


So stop making everyone think that we do...



Serj

The good thing is that men, mainly the beer bellied ones, have breasts...that of the saggy nature an all...my dad desperately needs a bra!

Definitely, I agree with him

TK

Penis size doesn't matter, no more than bra size! As long as it satifies the woman in mind, you can't complain. Its better than having a 'big' one...that would hurt if anything!

Sian...


Men who have breasts shouldn't be mocked... so they've got some baggage on their chests... so what I say...


I don't consider myself to have a big penis and I don't have a small penis... I have the penis I was born with and I live with that... If it satisfies the woman I'm with then so be it... and if I'm satisfied by the beauty as well as the other qualities of Sam then so be it... I do not care about beauty... If I'm "making love" to the woman I love, then it's because I love HER... not her breasts...



Sorry if I'm turning into Harriet Tuffman (think that's how it's spelt) but that as a man... is how I feel...



Serj

EWWWWWW! Don't want to know that Serj...no one is saying owt otherwise!

Sian... lmao... I'm the king of debates...


Now... get ya tits out... lmao...




Serj