h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thank you, Mina!

*still tripping round the stars*

all my friends

I wasn't being baity (actually I don't know what baity means but that's not the point) I was just being annoying/cheeky as usual
*'s at AGB and Orcus and begs for forgiveness*
*'s at Mina too but with tongue sticking out *


Niwt aka Joe Bloggs

~clears throat~ Ahem. Please do not pay any attention to Bloggs. Bloggs is Evil Incarnate, the Spawn of the , a Thorougly Bad Lot, is our Bloggs. Can't be trusted. Bonked Niwt on the head, left Niwt for dead in a ditch, and is attempting to take Niwt's place. Even stole Niwt's jumper. Spits, too.

I am Bloggses sworn Enemy, and I will defeat him with my trusty Blues Harp, Celtic , and a smidgeon of Voodoo.

After all, I am a Bard

Kindly forgive the intrusion. Now go back to discussing your, ahem, 'affaires de coeur'

No need to apologise Niwt/Bloggs - was being annoying/cheeky myself - as usual

Hehehe
How interesting....
I like the sound of a Bard
I bet Mina does too

Baity means being cross. And no need to poke your tongue out at me young woman, I think the world will be missing out a great deal if you don't give your love to someone.

You are the only person in the world who has called me "young woman" and got away with it

Hurrah! Cheers and gladness. Is that because I'm so great, or just cos I'm a long way away?

The fatter
(Well it makes sense, if the last is the latter the first is the fatter, right?)

I guess so.

Good I'm glad you understand (most people don't)
They don't understand nessercelery either, and think it should be necessarily

Now I'm in a world of confusion. Is that like sigdusting?

You have no idea what sigdusting means in the language my friends and I have!
But yes, I pussose it is

I'm afraid it was Niwt who stole MY jumper, thank you very much

Andrew says "pussose" instead of "suppose", how
He also says "pus" instead of "because"
It sounds awful and I am always correcting him!

Hah. That's what we would expect ~you~ to say, Bloggs. Never mind, everyone. Bloggs will soon meet his doom...

My sister says lots of weird things, she said "Turn down the vomit" one day instead of "Turn down the volume"

And I'm afraid you keep on saying he's going to meet his doom but he hasn't yet Just let me log in as him and then you can have some more fun pushing him around you bully

It's getting rather difficult to be Niwt & Bloggs & Fat Lady all at the same time

Don't ever try to interract with your *other selves*, that is ~very~ confusing.
And don't read your other personas message centre when you are logged in as someone else.

I speak from experience here

I posted once as Mina instead of Arthur, so I posted straight after it

"Said Arthur".

I once posted a right mouthful as "someone else".
Under this name.

oops.....