h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well if you are going to keep on complaining about it you only have yourself to blame.

*opens mouth to say something then thinks better of it*

Should I have done the same. Too late now anyway

Ah well, never mind.
*waits for a response from Mina*

If we keep posting she may get a little tired of reading the backlog and not respond at all.

Tch. Where's the fun in that? *stops posting*

Spoilsport

........{to Mina} Which parts have grown, and which parts haven't?

I won't get tired of reading the backlog. It's very interesting. And no fair referring to things that I said when I was under the weather a bit at the meet up.

The bits that grew? The head and the bits with the brain in.

Maybe it just needs a little, um *stimulation*. Have you tried playing soft music to it by candlelight?

That only works for women, Peta.
Mina, have you tried showing it some porn?
Or offering to feed it?
Or wash its dirty laundry?

I can't be bothered to make all that effort for a male attachment. I chucked it back in the box.
I'll have to go out and search for the real thing. But thanks for the suggestions you two.

No, no, no... what you want to do is this: get some more of them, invite FC & DD round, get some booze in, and sit in a corner with them. That'll work.

I expect they are busy with each other atm. I think they were meeting up again today. But I'll remember that for after the New Year.

Well that worked for Zebedee, didn't it?

It certainly seemed that way.

Thanks for reminding me of that.

I'm surprised you'd forgotten.

I never forget any man.
I just wasn't thinking about it.

Oh okay, maybe my technique is lacking. What about wearing a slinky dress? Whilst rubbing in a little baby bio? No maybe not, that sounds a bit too, procreative...