h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome to the Dream aquarium. The first five entrants can claim a free prize by clicking on the link at the entrance and emailing me.

If anyone has had a dream they think deserves an aquatic life, please feel free to share it with me, as the aquarium will remain empty until I get some dreams!

As this is an open day, I have laid on a buffet. Help yourselfs to anything you want.

ENJOY

Yiiihaaah!

*snata jumps in to one of the pools, then suddenly remembers he can't swim*

S**t!!!

*miraculously, snata manages too pull himself out of the pool again!*

Phew...
That was a close one!

I'll have smoked salmon!!

Any beverages available?

Plenty of Beverages, Lemonade of all colours, Teas and coffees, Nice cool beer and more.

Congrats Snat for being my first customer. Don't forget to claim your prize!

I will have to put up a no swimming sign!

I've heard that a nice, cool lager is very good company to the excellent smoked salmon you've got here.

So how will you know its me claiming the prize?

I just now sent an e-mail...

First five people to email me should be the first five to get here!
You will recieve your prize before the end of the day.
Don't let the fish see you eating Smoked Salmon!

Hi Superdreamer,

nice place, really.

May I have some shrimps, please. And a (_) of white Chablis will be fine as well.

*looks with a little horror to the sharks, 'cause she don't think, they like her...*

Hello Kasia and Welcome.
*hands over shrimps and a of Chablis*
If the demand for seafood keeps up like this we might have to start eating the exhibits!
Don't forget to claim your prize (which I left at home, but will send ASAP!)

*finishes of the salmon and flushes it down with the rest of the lager*

Hi Kasia! What's up?

Super! (can i call u that?)

As I am an easily satisfied customer, I shall do as you request!
No more seafood for me! It would be sad so this place close down this early in it's career just because all the attractions were eaten!!

BTW, its extremly confusing both beiing at the Dream Aquarium drinking beer while simultaniously drinking coffee in the Aroma Café

If I can call you Snat, you can call me Super.

I understand your confusion about being in more than one place. I am usually at 3-4 different places at once. But today I am concentrating my efforts here.

I'm also glad you like it here, spread the word!

*strolls in, admires exhibits*

Hi, Superdreamer. Great place!

Hello Snata Clasu, Kasia.

Oooh! Canapes!

*ducks out momentarily to send a quick e-mail, as it appears she's one of the 1st 5*

Congatulations Witty! You are indeed officially my 3rd customer and as such you are entitled to a free gift. Have just this second recieved your email.

Do you like the way I have decorated my Aquarium in the style of classic Goo too give it a nice ambiant feeling.

*Helps herself to a of Pinot Grigio*

Indeed, I much prefer Goo to the alternative. Much more in keeping with the general theme of H2G2.

About spreading the word:

I just put up a link to this forum from my homepage!

Thanks Snat, that is great!
Still haven't got any dreams yet.

*Stirs from reverie caused by gazing into the water*

Super, I was just daydreaming. Do daydreams qualify?

I 'spose so. I think people who donate dreams should get another prize.
Tell me your daydream.

~Kheldar wanders in and takes a look around. Doesn't see too many familiar faces, but decides that's OK with him ~

Hello there. Sorry to interrupt. I just had to come in and take a look. Well, it looks like I'm customer #4 then . What's on the menu today?

Welcome Keldar, You are Customer #4 so don't forget to claim your prize. Help yourself to the buffet, unfortunatly all the seafood has gone but there is plenty more, a vol-au-vant maybe?

I was daydreaming that I had a really cool user page, with all kinds of great graphics and informative links.

And that I could always remember now I got to other cool pages that had really interesting things on them, so I could go back and visit them whenever I wanted.

And then I came to my senses, and realized if I don't sit down and teach myself how to code, I'm doomed to always being on the outside, looking in.

*reads post, sounds depressing*

*resolves to start learning immediately, cheers up*

Hand me one of the drinkies with an umbrella in it, please!