h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But it was really nice. Mind you, there are younger and... smaller girls out there on the roads. I am not really in the "target group" anymore.

you never know...

Statistically 70% of people die in their own bed. So I feel generally quite safe on the roads. Mind you, I have been hitchhiking for 25 years.

*decides to sleep on sofa*

That's a good approach to statistics!

70% dies in their own bed? what percentage in someone else's bed? not the other 30 I assume?

*checks bed for strangers*
none here!

Nope, less. And that usually happend to males in old age.

.. like ... me?

Hmm, no *dead* strangers in my bed, at least... Not even after Sho's Gruesomes were waving my sword about!

*looks around*

Not even a dog in my bed. 17 took her out for a walk and never came back.

My bed just has a stuffed in it

Stuffed?

*looks again*

Moose, cat, rat, hippo, koala, another koala...

a camel on the dresser... A dragon on the closet... a frog over Tav's bed... A in the bookshelf... A giant on the other shelf...

No-no! I am not going to list up all the other soft toys in the room. I just mention that there's 7 elephants sitting on the wardrobe (6 of them identic) and besides there's 2 paintings of the same elephants, 4 phants on each.
Weird? Me?

You, too? What a coincidence!

I can't help it, I love soft toys.

so do I

So it doesn't go away with age?