h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Have a mufflewhump...

thanks, I'm sorry, I wasn't at work for a while, so I can hardly have enough H2G2 time to reply to conversations and do some (really basic) guruing and scouting.

I'll tell you when it's ready, and my mufflewhump (thanks for that actually) is some spare time


Dancer

When you're updating the page, couldn't you do something to make it less than a mile wide?

I bet you can't have high resolution screens in that old computer of yours


Dancer

But it's as wide as your browser window is




Dancer

800x600

It's more than twice as wide as my window, and if I try to test it to find a reason for that, my browser crashes!

This is it, but if there are combinations loke > ) (without the whitespace) it might put a smiley here and there that shouldn't be there. This is a paste of my userspace GuideML:




I can see that you are a Goo user. Good. Goo Rules!
I don't understand why someone might want to use Alabaster skin, CHANGE TO CLASSIC GOO !!! !!! !!!
My 42s:
I was blessed with a 42ish U number.
1+2*6+9+4*5 = 42
-1-2-6*9-4-5 = 42
-1+2*6+9*4-5 = 42
12+(6*9)/(4+5) = 42

Always Wondered what that means....

I'm not known for making any good use of my personal space, but I will make it better soon, in the meantime, just enjoy a cold one and read this mediocre version.


Now, here is an incomplete list of people I like on H2G2, not yet sorted by U123456 numbers (So noone can say I love them more) but are in not particular order whatsoever:








Dragonfly


Great to talk to and Dance with. Creator of the musehome and a must at any party!





Ming Mang


Ming Mang is one of my favorite researchers, among her achivements are the creation and operation of the H2G2 scapegoat service, having been interviewed to the H2G2 Post by Frankie Roberto, Founding the H2G2S2 (i.e The H2G2 Sweet Shop), and inventing the word Wibble (pronounced ::wibble:.





Bossel


No other Scout like him. Really, THE scout, I personally though he was a scout before he actually applied to join <SMILEY TYPE="ok"/>. It is always fun to go to his personal space and press buttons. Also go have a look at his Radar University Project.





Titania


My Guardian Angle <SMILEY TYPE="angel"/>, the queen of elves, the best drink mixer on H2G2, the funder of the NOTICEBOARD and keeps the amazing Ethereal Elven Garden at the Hot Spot.





sea


She's just zis cat you kno.





Ottox


Certainly one of the most <LINK H2G2="F52345?thread=100892&amp;latest=1">popular researchers. Have a tendency to count things, thingite nemesis, <SMILEY TYPE="hug"/>s a lot and is generally well disposed to people. Also Singlehandedly developped the Web Safe Colours. All of these were done with a verry old computer (or so he keeps on about) and should only be attempted by proffesionals.





SMoB (id est "Sad Mad or Bad")


Runs the Haiku Challange!!!, The Ladies of the Octagonal Table and is a wonderful person!





HHH


He told me to put him here. Although he's a couple of years younger then me, I seem to be the one doing as he says. He's my best friend and a pretty good neighbor too. He's tha ultimate Lurker, and reads every single post I make, which is kind of worrying actually! He's just zis guy, you know.





No-Longer Destroyer of ham sandwiches


Always always fun and interesting to talk to, not online as much as I wish she was, but getting educated does that to a person (Good luck in Uni <SMILEY TYPE="ok"/&gt.





ANDROKTONE


My guardee, a mix of pagan and punk with a great personality. Always fun to spy after her in conversations.





Ashley


Stewart-Noble. Don't really talk to him much here on H2G2, but is always really nice and usually interesting to be in touch with through the scouts mailing list. He's last because it's not fair that he got this neat U123 number <SMILEY TYPE="nahnah"/>.







There are many more, but it takes me a lot of time to update my personal space, so please bare with me <SMILEY TYPE="peacedove"/>.

My Pond:
I got the frog from infinity for my birthday, The Lilly Pad is from Elli (a BD gift as well <SMILEY TYPE="smiley"/&gt, and one of the sharks is from Abi (Also for my birthday <SMILEY TYPE="biggrin"/&gt.
Special thanks to Wazu who supplied the graphics for the frog and lillypads <SMILEY TYPE="hug"/>.


















































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































<SMILEY TYPE="schooloffish"/><SMILEY TYPE="bluefish"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="bluefish"/><SMILEY TYPE="bluefish"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="orangefish"/><SMILEY TYPE="bluefish"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="bluefish"/><SMILEY TYPE="schooloffish"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="hsif"/><SMILEY TYPE="bluefish"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="schooloffish"/><SMILEY TYPE="orangefish"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="orangefish"/><SMILEY TYPE="fish"/><SMILEY TYPE="bluefish"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="schooloffish"/><SMILEY TYPE="orangefish"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="fish"/><SMILEY TYPE="shark"/><SMILEY TYPE="bluefish"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="hsif"/><SMILEY TYPE="bluefish"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="hsif"/><SMILEY TYPE="schooloffish"/><SMILEY TYPE="fish"/><SMILEY TYPE="fish"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="schooloffish"/><SMILEY TYPE="hsif"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="fish"/><SMILEY TYPE="orangefish"/><SMILEY TYPE="hsif"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="bluefish"/><SMILEY TYPE="orangefish"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="fish"/><SMILEY TYPE="fish"/><SMILEY TYPE="hsif"/><SMILEY TYPE="bluefish"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="bluefish"/><SMILEY TYPE="schooloffish"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="fish"/><SMILEY TYPE="hsif"/><SMILEY TYPE="schooloffish"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="bluefish"/><SMILEY TYPE="bluefish"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="hsif"/><SMILEY TYPE="bluefish"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="fish"/><SMILEY TYPE="bluefish"/><SMILEY TYPE="hsif"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="orangefish"/><SMILEY TYPE="hsif"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="fish"/><SMILEY TYPE="bluefish"/><SMILEY TYPE="orangefish"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="hsif"/><SMILEY TYPE="bluefish"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="schooloffish"/><SMILEY TYPE="bluefish"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="fish"/><SMILEY TYPE="hsif"/><SMILEY TYPE="bluefish"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="schooloffish"/><SMILEY TYPE="shark"/>
<SMILEY TYPE="fish"/>

I'll enter my thoughts on the few personality components I carrie:
Dance <SMILEY TYPE="footprints"/>, Music <SMILEY TYPE="musicalnote"/> (Tori Amos, Sting, Lisa Loeb and maybe some others), Computer Programming <SMILEY TYPE="ufo"/>, Capoera, Making Love <SMILEY TYPE="cuddle"/>, Drinking Alcohol <SMILEY TYPE="cheers"/> (Mainly Cognac and Whisky), Buying stuff, Reading (Stephn King and Asimov) and Talking a lot <SMILEY TYPE="bleep"/>.
It's taking me ALOT of time to get to do those things, but It'll happen someday, if we just keep hoping.

Until I have an entry oabout photography to put them in, here are a few links to 3 pictures I took. I'm sorry I can't make them links, but the automatic moderation sees image links as broken and removes them. anyway here they are:


A gull - Taken in Whitby-England.

2 pictures of dancers on the Bat-Sheva Dance company.


Gili rehersing "Pants Duet"



">Chisato Backstage


If you want to see pictures of me dancing, go to my entry on Dance.

The entries will come in time, so be patient.

I was born in 1978, and I'm 22 when writing this.

<SMILEY TYPE="fish"/>
Itai Basel

This page is dedicated to:
This page is dedicated to the memory of all the people killed and disabled by terrorist actions around the world.

May god be with you all.

I thank DNA for his life's work, may you rest in eternal peace.

Weekly Art!
Here I'll put new Icons and "smilies" whenever I create some.
I use Twinkle's The awsome smiley-like table image generatoe! Version 2.2!!! YAY!!!!!"










































































































































































































































































































































































My Birthday is July 16th
My 23rd My Birthday Party Page.
Thanks to everybody who showed up, and thanks for not leaving too much of a mess to clean after





Dancer

Let's hurry up and fill this page, so it doesn't take so long to scroll down....

But Ottox has to tell me what's wrong with my page first!


Dancer

I didn't hit the yikes button... I just said scrolling down took a while... Why's it gone?

Dancer, I said what's wrong (to me) in post 47. I can't say more than that, as - as I said - my browser for some reason crashes if I try to test the page (probably because the page is to big with all these tables).
What happened in post 48?

It was all the code to Dancer's page...

Maybe the URL?

didn't get the mail yet... I'll just put it in an entry.

Entry for Ottox is:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A654581


Dancer

Oh...

Got the e-mail, it said that it was offensive to some people.

Hope it was just because it was too long, and they just didn't have a radio button or something for that...


Dancer

I won't look at it right now, Dancer. Too many conversations going on!

Plus, maybe the browser crashe on purpose, just to torment you , so it migh also crash for the entry.


Dancer

I thought of that too, yes!
Anyway, I'll go for a while soon. Have to make supper.

'Soon'? Yeah, right!