h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I hung a picture today. Preparation took about two hours today... about two weeks total. Actually hanging the actual picture? Ten minutes, counting cleaning the wall. Only here, I think, can things be such a consistent comedy of errors. It's a communication problem, I think. Everyone shares what information they have, but no one listens to anybody else...

I'm 18 in seven hours. I'd make sure I enjoy my remaining hours of minorhood, but I'm damn tired.

So tomorrow I guess I'd better do some stuff. I've got to go buy some cigarettes, download some porn, sign up for some credit cards, order some infomerciandise... maybe subscribe to some magazines... what else is there?

Er make love and you could of course fly to England and drink some booze

But not nessasaraly in that order.

I would say, in fact, in the exact opposite order. Unless there's something I don't know about going on. A possibility I never rule out.

What? Fly to Booze and drink some england?

EggZACTLY. Why, only just this weekend I was flying some booze. When I woke up in the emergency ward they told me I got way up there, too!