h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The recurring theme of the day seems to be juries.

There were two today, but I've forgotten the other.

Oh, and here's the opening line to a really really bad song:
Once two handsome gentlemen asked a fair young maid a question.

Really bad song. Urrrgh.

Can you tell nothing interesting happened to me today?

I have to bring the heavy ugly dress with me tomorrow. This should be interesting. I've never had to bring it anywhere before, unless I was wearing it.

Maaaaan, now I'm gonna have a yecchy typo on my page till I make five new entries!

I honestly didn't notice. But this is me, who makes more typos than any other person on earth. Who can actually type, that is.

Sure, well then now it's been stupidly pointed out to you!

Hmph.

Can we talk about some old times and drink ourselves some beers?

I would like to know why the ugly heavy dress is heavy and where you would wear this sort of thing and why you have to carry it. You are an expert at just dropping in these unhelpful sorts of psudo-informational bits aintcha'?

*singing*

Still crazy after all these beers!

Ah. Well.

It's heavy cause it's got sequ—BABYDOTS all over the bodice, and because the rest is made of really heavy satin, and it's all lined in not-altogether-unsubstantial material, and it's really long, and also (despite repeated alterations) rather badly-made and about a size bigger than I am. That's not meant to happen with custom-made dresses, but it has. Twice. So I don't care anymore. It's ugly anyway.

I wear it because if I don't wear it I don't get to be in the chorus and if I don't get to be in the chorus I have to take a real class.

I had to carry it because today was club-and-group-pictures-day so I had to bring all kinds of miscellaneous costumary things. I'll show you the pictures when I get hold on them, maybe Thursday, if they're as funny as I think they're going to be. (It wasn't just any normal such day... it was such a day on which I had far too much voice in the way things went, far too much luck in the timing of the things in which I didn't, and a reeeeeally ugly hat.)

Better?

Much!

*settles down to wait for hatty pictures*