h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

to



(look I got 'to' this time )

the peppermint twist

hollow


(leg. Gimmie another drink)

and


(let this end soon )

then

(we'll go for some beers when this is over)

bazookas will sound in the pre-dawn light

D'Oh! That's not right. Balalaikas. Balalaikas, not bozookas.
Sorry. Won't happen again.

Are bozookas things you shoot clowns with, or out of?

Both, if you're lucky.

Why, does he like being shot out of things?

Probably

Actually, no, he just hates clowns. And really, who doesn't?

*bubster, the wily clown, goes off to sulk in his candy-striped tent*

Awwwwww.... poor wiley clown.... I'm not 'ascared of YOU because you've never put on Very Scary Makeup and leered at me and honked things in my ear.

Take it from me, you're missing out.

*takes it from KM and runs away fast*

I see we've stopped singing the song, unless these are new and strange lyrics

*starts banging on a convenient garbage can*

New lyrics....new lyrics....this is a song about conver-saaaaaaation...new lyrics...new lyrics...yeah yeah...yeah.

*prepares Spartus' sedative and white jacket*

*also prepares to blame the yoinking of KM's "it" on him*

tisk tisk tisk....

Tequila!

....hahahahahaha wipeout...