This is the Message Centre for what you know as km

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Post 1

Spaceboy Zoom

Hello KM!!!

umm...

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guess that's it...

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Post 2

what you know as km

I thought it might be you. Hello there. You're quite a zoomer... have you had any formal training?


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Post 3

Spaceboy Zoom

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Yeah, well, my potential was spotted at a young age, and they sent me to a special school... unfortunately it wasn't for zooming... in fact I don't think it was a school... come to think of it, why did they give me all that medication everyday?

hmmmm....


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Post 4

Classic Krissy

It's not a bad day when Spaceboy Visits.

Hmmm.. he zooms. That's neat. I think I need to figure out what I do. Sometimes I shimmy, but that's kind of an accent to my regular mobility, not the actual method of travel.

*stands still and thinks*


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Post 5

Cheezdanish, Slacker Princess

Ah, see, the mistake's already been made. By standing still, you reduce your zoomability factor exponentialy. In fact, you have a zoom factor of zero.

Ok. So get zooming!


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Post 6

Spaceboy Zoom

No no no... I zoom...
she would have to ... xoom or something... vroom even...


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Post 7

Classic Krissy

Oh now you're just picking consenants at random. I might as well.... thooom for all the difference it makes to you...

*considers that buying a car is probably a much better idea*


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Post 8

Spaceboy Zoom

I think you'd be very good at thooming

Oooh, but a car would be fun...


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Post 9

Classic Krissy

*thooms about a bit* Yeah. Not too bad.

Do you think I could thoom IN a car?


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Post 10

Cheezdanish, Slacker Princess

Hmmm. You sure do pick the tough ones...

Maybe. What kind of car are you looking at?


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Post 11

what you know as km

I think Krissy should voom, in exactly that way in which late parrots don't, regardless of voltage.


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Post 12

Classic Krissy

*hangs there, nailed to the perch*


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Post 13

what you know as km

*looks*

*jogs the cage*

smiley - winkeye


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Post 14

Classic Krissy

*doesn't move at all*


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Post 15

Spaceboy Zoom

glad I'm not nailed to a perch smiley - tongueout

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Post 16

Classic Krissy

Ohhh ohh you WOULD be, wouldn't you?

Oops *goes back to being de-CEASED*


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Post 17

Spaceboy Zoom

You're an EX-Krissy


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Post 18

Cheezdanish, Slacker Princess

Listen, matey, if you hadn't nailed her to the perch...

*falls over laughing*


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