h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

bubsduck is lurking in your space

Kristina: Someone left me a message.
Kristina's roommate: Awww.
Kristina: It's bubster! He's lurking in my space!
Kristina's roommate: ...

But you know what? I LOVE it when bubster lurks in my space.

And you know what else?

The concept of 'bubster lurking in my space' is getting to sound more and more suggestive each time I say it.

*continues to lurk, happily, and without a hint of lasciviousness*

*lurk lurk lurk*

*appreciates*

*deeply*

*smiles a broad bubster smile and hums*

How goes it, young Skywalker?

*walks in see's what's going on* Oi bubster you flirting with my girl... No no still can't do it, not when it's bubster *hugs KM*

Look! Ant's jealous!!

*flirts with Ant too*

way hey!!!

LOL!

Oi!

Nope... no, still can't do it, not with a straight face. Oi! Oi!

Vey! Ismeir!

Oi!

Heehee.

Basically, I can't do ANYthing with a straight face... *sigh* *oh, and giggle*

*lurks in as well*

*decides to let people know*

Oi! I'm lurkin'.

nothin' like a good direct lurk, I always say

Here's a question.

Does it count as lurking if you tell people? Or am I just here now?

Well you can probably lurk right up until the moment you tell them

Okay. I do feel better knowing that I got maximum lurkage.

Plus if they're suddenly distracted, or if they turn around for a second or... or, like, blink, then you're in instant mini-lurk mode.

I get most of my lurking done when people forget I'm there. Happens all the time. *lurk*

See, now that's lurking. If Springsteen had done a cover of "Born to Lurk," he'd be on the album cover.

Speaking of...

I have a freight train running through the middle of my head.

I just thought you should know.

*lurks*

*serves up fire-retarding ice-cream*
*volleys it*
*dances in the dark*