h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You didn't take his cool orange ones, did you? 'Cause those are Ant's special rock star glasses and they make you feel like you should be asking for his autograph when he puts 'em on.

But the coolest thing about a rock star is being a rock star's girlfriend and having the god-blessed right to yoink his glasses. I bet now KM looks famous and starry.

She'd need ones with rhinestones, though, to look like the rock star's proper girlfriend.

Well, no, not if she also has his jacket or his jumper. Then she just looks like the laid back girl that snaggs his stuff when she feels like it and he can't do anything about it. Rhinestones are for dressin' up, clothing theft is for hangin' out. *looks at all the Andy stuff already in her closet*

S'true.

*quickly puts sunglasses on*

Yeah, 's the ones. It's not the first time he's forgotten them. He's going to miss them this week... and also his White Album CD. He forgot that too. It's on my desk with his sunglasses. Er, without his sunglasses, as they are presently on me.

*takes off sunglasses because they aren't really the thing for typing in and they look better on Ant anyway*

Maybe I should start ransoming his stuff.

Or auctioning... hmmmm...

Nah. *keeps it*

Did anyone get a picture of him wearing them? He is SO rock star in 'em.

Not as I recal

Bummer. KM, your duty is clear.

Aye aye!

*feels secure that KM will carry out her charged duty*