h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I can feel myself sssssppppiiiiraaaaaling into depression.......

PMS. Gotta love it. *shakes fist at local houseplant* YEAH? WELL, WHAT'S IT TO YA?!?

Kay, wanna come over for ice cream and Steve Martin stand-up videos then?

I sure do!

*gets out her hitchikin thumb*

Kay.

I just have to run out and pick up some ice cream and Steve Martin stand-up videos.

Won't be a minute...

What'll I do if I get there before you get back?


KM?

I'll leave the key under the mat.

Course by the time you get here Ant should be here to let you in...

...but I expect to be back well before then.

Still, I'll leave the key.

Thank you.


*packs a bag*

So....*sucks on her teeth* When Ant gets here will he also want ice cream?

Probably.

Would it be considered in poor taste to tell you how much I see you?

So yeah, what kind of ice cream do you want, in fact?

Well, I'm really moody...

Better get neopolitan...

or maybe cookies n cream.

And you DID see me...but you don't anymore.... heh

I think I'm way out of line here, but, would you let me hang out or a while? I won't eat any icecream, and i brought beer. ?

Sure, but probably you should hide the beer on your way in or something...

Is that really necessary?

Well, it probably wouldn't go over well with Gran.

*hitches up her sleeping bag*

Where should I put this KM?

Back in the closet. I have lots of beds. One is a friend to the hair dryer and it fits nicely in my room.

*shoves the sleeping bag back in the closet*

Okay! How is this bed a friend to the hair dryer?

What movies did you rent? OOOooo I finally saw Sixth Sense, BTW and it was faboo! I really liked it!

The camera work was fantastmic.

Ummmm Terms of Endearment, Fright Night and Holy Grail sound all right?

Um yes. But I'm not going to watch Fright Night 'cause it's scary and I don't like scary movies. Unless you have oreos and soda. 'cause then I might be brave enough to stay.

No it isn't. It's silly.

I mean, I could have said, Let's watch It, but I didn't, because Fright Night isn't scary.

At least, it isn't scary if you're laughing at it. I guess if you can keep from doing that it could be. Don't know. Is it?

Wow.. I don't really know. I ASSUMED it was scary, being called "fright night" and all. Hmmm.. All I know is that The Blair Witch Project is in the freezer. Scared the living bejeezus outta me.

If it's one of those "laugh at em" ones I guess that's okay.

What kind of ice cream did you get?

Cookies in cream and mint chocolate chip. What was I s'posed to get?