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Jonny Started conversation Feb 25, 2000
Hi KM! How are you?
Erm, I don't know how to break this to you but someone seems to have stolen your tent from my place. I feel so bad, I'm sure if I'd been around more they wouldn't have had the opportunity. They even took my carpet along with it. K'ah, I dunno. Some people. No respect for property.
*shakes head*
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what you know as km Posted Feb 25, 2000
Oh, it wasn't... that is to say, what happened is I... er, don't worry about it Jonny, I'm sure it'll turn up, and if I see your carpet, I shall fight valiantly to get it back so that I may return it to its home.
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Classic Krissy Posted Feb 27, 2000
I'm here to vouch for KM's carpet retrieving skills. She's unmatched really. I think that if someone stole MY carpet, I would hire her to go and find it...and pay her a heafty bonus....
*quietly hands KM the car keys*
PPPpssssstt!
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what you know as km Posted Feb 27, 2000
*politely refuses to touch car keys*
Look, I know what I'm going to do with them, and no good could come of it, because it's really late. So, you know.
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Jonny Posted Feb 28, 2000
Thanks KM, it's a relief to know that you're on the case! In the event that it doesn't turn up I've been looking at my carpet brochure to decide what to go for next. I've narrowed it down to two choices, what do you (and Krissy) reckon I should go for?
It's eiher this white one with the big black spiral pattern (*holds up exhibit A*) or this splotchy one with the elephants and confused looking fish (*holds up exhibit B*)
Well, If I spot your tent anywhere, I'll let you know.
Right then, what's all this about car keys?
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Classic Krissy Posted Feb 28, 2000
Um...I was giving the car keys to you, Jonny, so's that you can go and pick up your new carpet.
Hmmmm...I'm rather fond of the confused looking fish. But then, who isn't fond of confused looking fish?
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Jonny Posted Feb 28, 2000
Hmmmm...
*strokes chin in a fashion to indiacte that he's not entirely satisfied with Krissy's answer with regard to the keys but isn't going to pusg the matter any further*
You know, I'm rather going off the elephants and fish - I kind of feel as if the fish are being cruelly exploited. Mind you, the spiral thing makes me feel all wobbly if I look at it for too long. Huh, I duuno. Can't even make up my mind about a carpet, what chance do I have with important things?!
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Classic Krissy Posted Feb 28, 2000
Pusg the matter!! Pusg the matter!! Pusg the matter!!
Hee hee...*walks across the spiral carpet* *keeps falling down*
You could get an Escher pattern, but then you might never know you were home...you would just keep walking into the living room over and over again!
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what you know as km Posted Feb 28, 2000
Jonny, Jonny, Jonny... these *are* the important things!
I like the elephants. They're very unusual.
And frightening. I like frightening.
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Jonny Posted Feb 29, 2000
"Psug the matter!!" ? I don't seem to understand half the stuff that goes off round here these days.
I like the idea of the Escher carpet, however it seems that the only one available has even more confused fish than those consorting with scary elephants turning into birds.
So, I need to put carpets higher up my list of priorities? I really need to rethink the way I live my life!
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Spartus Posted Feb 29, 2000
"Carpet" is a neat word.
It's composed of two smaller words, "Car" and "Pet". But carpet is neither a car NOR a pet! Fascinating.
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Classic Krissy Posted Feb 29, 2000
*wanders through with a hat*
Ladies and Gentlemen! SPARTUS!!
Give it UP!
*flops down on the floor*
Maybe you could just re-finish the wood.
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Spartus Posted Feb 29, 2000
I used to have a mahogany beanie with a little propeller, but my chiropractor used it as firewood. Ho hum.
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Classic Krissy Posted Feb 29, 2000
I once had a mahogany beanie too, but I used my chiropractor as firewood and they wouldn't let me keep it in prison. Ho hum.
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