h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Zarei -

Just wanted to stop by and say a big Hello . I'm sure you will find the people here some of the more interesting that you will meet. They also tend to be incredibly fascinating. The offical welcome by our ACE's will come shortly, I'm sure. They are great people and will give you good ideas on where to go.

Have a great time, I'm sure to see you around.

Courtesy

Well, it took a while, but now it's here, the management proudly presents... THE OFFICIAL WELCOME WAGON!!! (Hooray! Hooray! The crowd goes wild with joy)

Ahem... -thank you. Welcome to H2G2

My name's Bistroist and I'm one of the Guide's Assistant Community Editors (ACE's), that Courtesy mentioned. We're a bunch of volunteers who roam this place trying to be as nice and helpful as possible, and meet and greet as many newcomers as we can.
If there's something you need help with, or just want a few links to some of the cool places in here, I suggest you visit our common homepage.
http://www.h2g2.com/A214796

I'm not sure if you know this already, but there's a welcoming message to all newcomers over here
http://www.h2g2.com/A5752

Other questions you'd might like to ask? Try the "ask H2G2" and "How do I..."-forums
http://www.h2g2.com/A148907 and http://www.h2g2.com/A242470

btw. In case you haven't noticed, the "Don't Panic" button in the top menu bar links to an occasionally useful help section.

Don't worry if you don't understand any of this, just stick this in your ear