Field Hospital for All H2G2 Researchers Wounded in the Line of Duty

"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here" - Dante's "Divine Comedy"

paraphrasing Shakrespeare for the future of medicine: "One medic to another: Let us gather around the fire and tell tales of patients we've euthanized."

Our ethics: The more people wounded and sick, the better for our business.

We adhere to the Hypocritic oath. (pun intended)

Our motto:

"When you're wounded in the line of duty, we'll be there! (Just don't expect to be treated for the better.)"

Our farewell:

"May you rest in peace in the incompetent hands of our legion of first-year medical students."


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Field Medic 125299

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