Field Hospital for All H2G2 Researchers Wounded in the Line of Duty
"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here" - Dante's "Divine Comedy"
paraphrasing Shakrespeare for the future of medicine: "One medic to another: Let us gather around the fire and tell tales of patients we've euthanized."
Our ethics: The more people wounded and sick, the better for our business.
We adhere to the Hypocritic oath. (pun intended)
Our motto:
"When you're wounded in the line of duty, we'll be there! (Just don't expect to be treated for the better.)"
Our farewell:
"May you rest in peace in the incompetent hands of our legion of first-year medical students."
Latest Messages
| Messages left for this Researcher | Posted |
|---|---|
| FIELD HOSP | Jun 29, 2002 |
| It's about time you got here. | May 13, 2000 |
| Help! | May 12, 2000 |
Conversations
| Conversation Title | Latest Post | Latest Reply |
|---|---|---|
| How to brew it properly | Aug 14, 2000 | Mar 22, 2003 |
| Another Update in the Life of a Bored Field Medic Who has so Far Failed to Euthanize Anyone | Aug 14, 2000 | No Replies |
| Typos... | Aug 14, 2000 | Aug 14, 2000 |
| Erm.. | Aug 14, 2000 | No Replies |
| Status of Caesar | May 30, 2000 | No Replies |
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