h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Darth????
...issat you?
wanna borrow my inhaler for that asthma???

}:=8

PS you guys are SOOOOOOOO sneaky. All I did is change my name, you guys change your whole persona. But just wait until unmasking!
hehehehehehe

*hollow voice*

Yes. It's me.

Unmasking? There's going to be unmasking? Are you seriously about to kill me? And I only was planning to have a good time at the ball...

nononononononono

Not THAT kind of unmasking. Just the standard 'end of the ball take off your mask' kind of unmasking. When you can go back to being your 'normal' h2g2 self.

Meanwhile, you got me stumped. Of course MY costume is very subtle and no one can figger out who I am either. [a dragonly tail doesnt show under the golden cape, does it?]


}:=8[masked]

*hollow voice*

I have no idea who you are.

Oh, Goodie!!!


I was worried that someone might be able to figger it out...boxcar sized costumes are so hard to find. ooops...hope that didn't give a clue away.
}:=8[masked]

*hollow voice*

I'm sure no one else knows who you are either. By the way, have you noticed that Queen bluDragon hasn't showed up? I wonder if she's at the ball at all...

hmmmmm...maybe she's in such a good costume that no one can recognize her
*snicker, snicker, tee-hee*
}:=8[masked]

*hollow voice*

Yes. That must be it. She has to be somewhere - it's her party after all. I'll start especially look for her among the guests.

Shouldn't that read "Bodyguard"???

No it shouldn't - Red has personally granted me that title, and to quote his own words - "Pour spelling is part of my campain platform"

My spelling is so bad that it took me quite a while to see that you were arguing over the difference between "gaurd" and "guard". Oops.

How wonderful! See, Peet, there is no difference.

Hmm... I like this planet. That's why I'm here. Well, the other reason is that my hyperdrive doesn't work... Sounds familiar?

I like the sound of you, Darth Noire, Personal Bodygaurd to the Masque and Chief Campaign Advisor "We don't need a president, we need a DICTATOR!!"

Don't get yourself killed, this universe needs YOU! (at leas I do. And inhabitants of Vaderium.)

*heavy breathing*

YOU again??? I can't get rid of you. Although, I don't think I want to. Why is my computer starting to look like you? And all the people I see? What's happening? Am i going crazy? No, that can't be it. Something weird's going on here.

M - haven't I met you somewhere?

Good to see you anyway - would I dare to suggest you to vote for Masque in the election?

Yes, you have.

Yes, you dare.

I'm the DICTATOR.

You are? No you can't be - Red is going to. Don't worry about it, though - you have nothing to worry about if you're a member of STUMPED. But hey, you aren't, are you? You really should join.

Wait a minute... Are you a friend of Alien's??

HEY! I'm a decent person!!! I'm not going to kill anyone! Unless you count the Games...

Yes, I'm a friend of Alien's. I'm surprised, SHE'S NOT HERE!! Then she must be dead. But she can't be! She's very useful to us next Sunday! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

You know, we could really use YOU in Vaderium. If you don't want to leave this planet, then you could be our ambassador, right? I could suggest that to the DDICTATOR. What do you think?

MTDSOTFBWY!!!

I think it wouldn't be a shame if she was dead.

So you wouldn't kill anyone? I take it that you don't want to join STUMPED. What exactly are you doing here then? If you intend to lurk and find out about the Plans - you have no chance. And you're in the wrong place anyway.

Why would you like me to be your ambassador? And what's this Vaderium-place? I'm not sure if being an ambassador would be my sort of thing...

Forget the ambassador stuff. I suppose he/she should be an honest person who wouldn't kill anyone, so...

I'm just hanging around... I kill (and have killed) but only for self-defence. I'm not trying to lurk any of your plans... I don't have to, I know more than you do...