h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello and welcome to H2G2 Oldaardvark!!

I'm Spacecadet, or SC, or Jack, or thing if you like! I'm an <./>ACE</.> (Assistant Community Editor) and I'll attempt to answer any questions you have.
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<./>dontpanic</.> help centre
<./>Welcome-Newcomers</.> Welcome page!
Step up to GuideML - Spicing up your User Page - A690518 To make your "User space" more interesting, add pictures etc!
I am new what do I do - A868098
H2G2 tour- A317459

<./>thepost</.> Is the weekly paper of this site with cartoons and quizes and <./>askh2g2</.> Will put your questions to the whole community, anything from how to catch a loose budgie or how to say something in Chinese, someone is bound to know!

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Enjoy this mad site,

Spacecadet Jack x

Thanks for a warm welcome.
In amswer to your question about the hostage situation, we do not know.

However, do agoraphobics every come out of the closet??

Cheers

Old Aardvark

I like your thinking