h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Heelllooooooooooo my love your friend got my up and sent me over, so here is the basic welcome package from me mark 1

Hello and welcome to H2G2!

I'm Spacecadet, or SC, or Jack, or thing if you like! I'm an <./>ACE</.> (Assistant Community Editor) and I'll attempt to answer any questions you have.
Smileys Click on them to see more of the little fellas!




Here are a few links to get you started, try reading these:
<./>dontpanic</.> help centre
<./>Welcome-Newcomers</.> Welcome page!
Step up to GuideML - Spicing up your User Page - A690518 To make your "User space" more interesting, add pictures etc!
I am new what do I do - A868098
H2G2 tour- A317459

<./>thepost</.> Is the weekly paper of this site with cartoons and quizes and <./>askh2g2</.> Will put your questions to the whole community, anything from how to catch a loose budgie or how to say something in Chinese, someone is bound to know!

Click on anyones username to see their page and leave them a message if you like! If there is anything I may be able to help you with, click on my username and scroll down my space, then click ""leave a message"

Or just click reply and say hi!

Enjoy this mad site,

Spacecadet Jack x


right done that, other links lets see

The Masters Of The Multi-verse society (wot I set up) is at A2334007

Useful tips, You will see on your space the title of a conversation then further along YOUR latest post, then the latest reply over all

If you click on the title, it will take you to the first page of posts, so its easier to click on YOUR last post and see what people have said since

the orange dots along the top and bottom show which page you are on (the white dot being where you are) so if you are about to reply to a convo make sure its the last page and the whole thing hasnt moved on!

I made that mistake and it came up on the last page about ten pages later and no-one knew what I was on about ah we were all new once

I think that sort of covers it

TTFN

thanks jack. i've read some of your hilarious stories on h2g2 when viki, whilst in the libary burst out into very very very loud giggles. when the librarian failed to get a reason for this outburst, she asked me. well i did get it out of her and it was so funny that i laughed as well .... which, as per usual, got both of us banned from the libary for a week!

sorry three days to reply, quite bad!

anyways, if you like my journals so much click on my username and scroll down read them to your hearts content

ok then i will!

admittedly several months is worse than three days.... but you're back!

oh and you must be looking for this viki

>> U872790 <<

shes the one who dragged me to ace you

she tends to lurk and not post though, she more often e-mails me taking the piss

ooooh and best not to get involved in the you-know-what thing, you'll only inflame matters seriously, i think everyones just making up, please no more arguments! *begs* </>

ie, lets talk here instead!

alright. sorry that i disturbed your church service. didn't mean to. wandered in by accident and got talking to lil.
she's really nice.
also sorry that i abandoned it for a few months. got really busy and couldn't find a lot of conversations so i gave up for a while. back now though.sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its ok, I was just worried because you metioned you-know-what it then you shouldnt mention it people will talk!!!! well, they already are, but some people dont know that... </> *grins* anyway, we're trying not to mention it because some nosey people if they find out will cause a scene! the very thought of it! *brushes lint from jacket* hmph

i'm confuzzled. what's you know what?

the thing with the people that you mentioned to lil that is currently not being metioned sshhhh I cant say it!
*giggles* I'm going to run for hootoo (nickname for this site) president vote for me when the time comes!

of course i will. you deserve to be president(of this site)
when are the elections?

not sure *giggles* I just thought it sounded a cool idea, and I stole my running partner too! *giggles hystericall* sssssh I dont giggle *ahem* just say you will and all will be fine I'll nudge you when I think you should be doing something voting related

sure. you do that.

*giggles* this is insane! there are random people running for president! including me

it's good that you can admit that.

Ssssh some people think I'm sane you know

really? sine when is anyone on hootoo sane??????

since now

okay.

i just get the impression that everyone here is slightly insane....
in a good way