h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

..welcome to h2g2, your Highness (I take it you are a Feist fan) Like the song, though I always thought the chorus the worst bit - always preferred the verses Anyhoo, just popping by to say 'hi' and to see if you need a helping hand, at all. It doesnt look like it, but if you do have any questions then click 'reply' below and ask away - I will do what I can to help out Well, until later...
BCNU - Crescent

Hi from me too! There are quite a few Feist fans in here I think
Please drop by anytime you need help!
shazzPRME

Thank you for the welcome shazzPRME ice(cream) queen

Hi there Arutha,
i think that's a little strange calling ShazzPRME a ice(cream)queen.
But on the other side i get your point completle.
So hail to the king's son and may you live forever tho scare the H*** (also called bill gates) uot off me.

I hope bussines is good in your part of the town,
I know my trade routes have been a little slow lately.

*it can't be that bad out there*

*IT'S TO HOT FOR ME OUTSIDE*
Why did you think i send you some troops (a little late offcourse
otherwise i can't make a proffit)

I figured ass much, so I set up some traps allong your troops way,
You should be able to hear them scream right about now.

So any other plans of you making a profit are fine, just not in my kingdom(my beautifull kingdom).

Your richt about the screams(dont know who is calling in pain time will tell)LOL
I think some one will have a cold on his plate tonight.

We'll I'm off gotta torture some more people for taxes you now.
IN my kingdom we have decent ways to get money.

SEE YOU!!!!!!!!

Good to see *another* Feist fan around here. Hi.

Ive been told that there are several Feist fan's
around here. You just need to find them.

IT's to hot today to do anything. I even don't feel like raisen taxes or torture anyone. *and that meens that it's bloody hot*

You're such a baby
Wait untill you experiance an Itallian summer that's treuly an hot summer, but then again i'm waiting for the hot summer nights
Your fellow country men should be very pleased with this kind off weather.
There should be a better (decent) way to earn your money than torture them(knowing you it's almost an impossible thing to excist(making big money that is)
Oh by the way thanks for the

Today I found the solution to this hot wether.
My castle is quite big, but all everybody sees is the upper side.
I completely forgot about my drafty cellers, You know where my prisoners and wine are.(some italian wine and P's to) You shouils come and visit them sometime, they keep shouting your name.

Whell i thank you for your invetation but i think they need a dockter instead of there boss.
I found one of my man, you are quit a terrible guy when your angry (even when arn't angry you scare the willy"s out off my man)
So i have to find a other way to get to your wine

If I make you some more ice cream you will let ME into your wine cellar won't you Arutha??
shazzPRME

That is the thing to do bribe him whit ice-cream
I thank you for this idea and start to rob the ice-cream cellars(!?)
of there little cars. hehehehehe

Hehehehe!
Indeederdaad!!
I have some neat new ice-cream recipes now! I just need to clear out TM's fridge to make room... and then you can be my guinea-pigs!
shazzPRME

Well, your men are well taken care of, a cup of water a day and a slice of bread ofcourse. (for all of them that is). As for the icecream I don't think your icecream is as good as ShazzPRME, sorry

BUT>>>>> I can always be bribed with beautiful women and lots of gold.

****(if you happen to find the holy grail that will do it to)****

I would love to be your lab rat, but ofcourse I will take along one of my man so that he can taste it first and make sure your not trying to poisen me. Sorry nice try.