h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The ittalian ice cream is conciderd the best there is as well as the women(!?)(so there is the reason i'm still single don't even no how to spell a lot of thembut hen again i would settle for just one.
You prob. don't high upon your castle looking over the stolen ice-cream cars and wondring where the trap is

My father (the king) is celebrating his birthday soon, and he really likes icecream. So my quess is that your trying to make him angry by stealing every lasty cup of icecream and blame me for it.

But still I can always try to steal the recipy of shazzPRME's icecream.

Well I'm of for a hunting party, but don't worry i'll take some messangers with me.

*****by the way your not invited to my father (the king) 's birthday.*****

My father (the king) is celebrating his birthday soon, and he really likes icecream. So my quess is that your trying to make him angry by stealing every lasty cup of icecream and blame me for it.

But still I can always try to steal the recipy of shazzPRME's icecream.

Well I'm of for a hunting party, but don't worry i'll take some messangers with me.

*****by the way your not invited to my father (the king) 's birthday.*****

Did you really have to say that two time's in row(LOL)
I'm a little depressed by the fact that you see through my traps and therefor taking all the fun out off it;-(
We might better be off as frends

Hello and welcome to h2g2.
It is always nice to see another guy from Alphen on this marvellous site. Just have fun.

Oh no, not another one !!!

Sorry my mouse button was stuck.

And sorry I don't want to be friends, cause if I'd make all my enemies friends the world as I know it woudn't be fun any more.

By the way someone broke into my winecellar today, you woudn't know anything about that would you???

You could have stopped me, but it's to late for that now, I already established my kingdom.

I'm already having fun. BUt thanks for the welcome.

SEE YOU

***** if you happen to see your partner in crime, send my regards, thank you******

Well I did see Kheldar go *hic*...

TM.

Why recards*hic* why not chanche *hic*the world as*hic* you no it
No i don't no anything about your cellar but thanks for sending my man back with some good wine
I'm very grateful to have find a couple of guys wo want to work for me

This doe ofcourse mean that I need to travel to Italy soon to buy some new wine.

And to the *hic* : no comment.

*hic*
Hello again *hic*
Take me with you when you go to Italy then... You chased the sun away here by complain*hic*ing about it! maybe it has fled to Italy!
*hic*
shazzPRME

It prob. did and that's why the wine is so damn good
I whill welcome you with a thundering concerto at the airport(or where ever you land(if you can't join them beat them)

Why, thank you Don Vito
The italian Concerto no doubt
shazzPRME

What are these airports you'r talking about, is it somekind of new weapon, are these new weopons better than my mine??????

Whe'll see you prob. land a bridge to far

What weapons did you have in mind Arutha?? I do a nice line in blunderbusses!
shazzPRME

Don't mess with an Italian Don, Arutha. It could be harmful.
I suggest you smoke a peacepipe like they did a few hundred years ago in the States.
Don't get me wrong, I don't want to interfere (jet).

I rather like the blunder busses but like my comp. don Alfredo said you shouldn't mess with ittalians because the come in wild paks rather than 6 paks and the give you a bigger headache
Don Alfredo atm Arutha doesn't smoke whe can make him smoke in ittali if neccesary