So you have come to Golgo's page

So, you have by some freak chance come to my page.
Not a freak chance you say?
Get real, if you get down to it, everything is a freak chance. At least at one point or another.
Just try to think of whom you wouldn't have met hadn't you been at a certain spot at a certain time. Creepy, isn't it?

So, you are here by a freak chance.
You expected me to introduce myself, didn't you?
Okay, so here goes:
I live in Germany, in the town of Witten. Haven't heard of it? No big deal, it's only another 100.000 people gathered on a too small area, right in the heart of the Ruhrgebiet. Don't know that either? Look it up, will ya!

But, although I live in Witten, public transportation and a severe crowding of cities in the Ruhrgebiet mean I don't get around Witten very much. I choose to spend my time in the neighbouring town of Bochum, which is bigger and a lot more fun.

So, so much for where I live. What do I do? Currently I am trying to finish school, I right in my final-examinations phase. After that I'll work in a disabled home for eleven months and get virtually no pay for it. But better than the military, which is compulsory for German males over the age of eighteen. I plan to study engineering, bla, bla, bla.

But what I really do is write. I'm not gonna tell you about the novel I am working on, but I assure you it has a weird plot. I also play the electric guitar. Badly. So, as I am to bad for real good hard rock or metal, I am currently forming a punk band. As soon as the bassist has learned to play his instrument, we plan to get going.

Besides writing and playing? I like music, 60's and 70's rock and what passes for metal (Led Zep rules).

Okay, so now the boring part is over, and I'm not gonna bother you with my taste in films and books (only that I prefer both in English). What I really enjoy is drinking. Drinking a lot, that is. Might have something ot do with my grandmother being from Scotland, home of the death by bloated liver, but who knows.

And I smoke. I smoke cigarettes, cigars, joints and bongs. And if it get's me high and isn't that dangerous, LET ME HAVE IT! I also like porn (if it is well made), and all that is female (except doing/wearing it myself).

I consider myself an anarchist, defitist, deist (more or less), socialist, humanist, pacifist and some other ists. I would tell you what I like to do to Nazis and other of that lot, but the rules say I mustn't, so I don't.

Ah, and I dislike the USA. Wholeheartedly. Got a problem with that? Yes? Do I care? No. I am sure there are lot's of lovely people living there, but frankly, the USA as a nation that bullies everybody else and allowing firearms ownership is something I believe the world doesn't need. I have met a number of US-americans and frequently inform myself anout that country, and I am not willing to accept that THAT is supposed to be the model after which the entire world should live.

A man enters a brothel. He want's a shag.
The guy who runs the place tells him the standard rate.
And the man say: "I don't have that much money."
The guy says: "How much do you have."
The man tells him.
"Well, you can't have a woman, but you can have a chicken."
The man is so desperate that he takes (haha) the chicken.
But on his way home he thinks: I could have gotten a chicken from the Supermarket for half what I payed!
So he goes back the next day and complains.
And the guy say: "Okay, I'll let you have something for free."
The man is lead into a room where several other man watch an incredible orgy through a one-way mirror.
After a couple of minutes the man says to another man: "Wow, that's incredible!"
And the other man says: "If you think that's incredible, you should have been here yesterday. There was a guy with a chicken."

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