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your first party
Posted Jun 18, 2000
Parties are wonderful and diverse things. They range from formal dinner parties, to the rare but beloved ones that end in wild orgies, to the lonely ones where you just watch tv.
But I am here to talk about your first parties. These parties usually happen when you're 12 or 13. I am now experiencing these parties for the first time. For I am 13. In this entry, I want to list the guidelines and tips for your first parties.
Throwing these parties:
You should let the invitations spread by word. For if you send out invitations, your party will be denounced as tacky and lame.
You really need to invite 16, 17, and/or 18 year olds to provide transportation for your friends.
You should make sure beyond a doubt that no parents will be there.
You need to stock up on liquor like it's 2999.
Plan on people staying til dawn and drinking 2-15 beers (if you will serve just beer).
You might want music.
Food is good (chips, dip [of numerous varieties])
Invite the most popular (plus maybe a few losers out of sympathy).
Going to these parties:
You should probably bring a beer (you might not be able to get in if you don't).
Get a ride with a TEENAGER.
Convince your parents that noone will drink.
Bring 2 rubbers.
Make sure beyond a doubt that no parents will come at any time.
Look good, but casual (if girl, dress very little).
Prepare for worst case scenario (fight or everyone barfs... then maybe fights).
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So, You're Job Sucks
Posted Jun 10, 2000
Your job can't be that bad. So maybe you work at a library and are forced to whisper whenever you say anything, or maybe you work in tobacco and have noone to talk to at all, or maybe you're in the military and are forced away from home. Either way, almost everyone hates at least one aspect of their job. But to shorten up what I'm trying to say is: your job can't be that bad, you could be a crack-whore in training!!!!
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