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So, you want to know the best way of Hitchhiking through the Galaxy...
As my friend Douglas has said, there are basically 5 important things someone can do in order to leave this forsaken and terminally crazy planet.
Those are:
1) Give a call to NASA. Their phone number is: (731) 483-3111. Those guys are the most qualified to send you out of the atmosphere in no time. If this fails,
2) Call the White House-(202)456-1414. That is, if you have any friends there with the power to persuade the guys in NASA to help you... Of course if this also doesn't work you can always try to...
3) Call the Kremlin (overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). It is improbable that those guys will be able to help you, but you can always try.
4) Finally, try to call the Pope for guidance-011-39-6-6982. I'm sure he can think of at lest one way that you can go towards the Heavens...
5) If every of the above atempts fail, catch a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important that you leave the planet before your phone bill arrives!
Well, I would say that you came to the best site to find the answers you were always looking for (like for example what's the Answer to the Ultimate Question about Life, The Universe and Everything...). So, sit back, read what the Field Researchers have to say, and most important, DON'T PANIC!
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