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Thanks for your entry on my Shampoo rant........... P.U.D.D.I.N.G ???


I've heard of a club of that name - well two actually - butI guess we're not talking about them??


Explainantion pretty please

Hi Shhhh

no ... it's not That P.U.D.D.I.N.G. club ... it stands for People United in Defence of Depression Irritability and Natural Grumpiness - club motto 'Cheer Up - Why??' - and I thought after your rant about shampoo you were more than qualified to join

ok ... I haven't got the hang of posting the clever links but you can find it on http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A749784 or if that doesn't work (and let's face it - why should it???) if you look down my Conversation List and click on If You're Grumpy and You Know it Sign Up Here it'll take you, surprisingly, to the sign up page. We all enjoy a good rant in P.U.D.D.I.N.G. so why not come and join us!!?!?

Hope to see you there ..... actually that should probably be ... we don't go in for grinning too much in P.U.D.D.I.N.G......

ooh oooh ooh ... the link worked ... *ahem* sorry about that ....

I fink I've found me "nitch" for sure

.. oh I'm glad about that ... there're a lot of us of like minds i think ... rant away without ruth - she never gave a damn anayway ... we're all there to offer you support and ... ssupport - maybe I should have stopped before that last glass of ???

Oddly enough I've just finished a ..........or three


I'll return to sign up soon ..........

look forward to seeing your name appear in lights sometime soon

did you solve the shampoo problem btw??

Swine!!!!


You mentioned the "S" word



I think I'll do without and use a mixture of mashed neeps and stuff!!

well I guess it's worth a try ... have you considered shaving your head then s*****o wouldn't be a huge problem ....

I'd look even uglier then!


never mind - a couple of squashed lemon will have to do eh!

I see you finally made into P.U.D.D.I.N.G. my friend ... it's definitely the kinda place where the likes of us fit in quite nicely ....

I look forward to lots more rants from you now you're officially miserable (sorry .... )

- I get everywhere.............





eventually!!


In a "Manuel" accent !

aaaah ... the rumours were true then

Oh lordy - they havent caught up with me already???



So soon!


Oi vey!

sounds like you're a master of disguise ... shame you've been rumbled so early in your career

.... still, sometimes these things are for the best .... now repeat after me .... *as a member of P.U.D.DI.N.G. I must not use happy smileys*

It was a "cool" one - not a happy one!


I'm rumbled whereever I go

ok ... I'll let you off for that one then ... don't cry - you'll make me sad too

Noooooooooooooo don't be sad!

Nil Carborundun Despertati eh!

Well words to that effect anyway

well, a always cheers me up ... I'm always a sucker for a ...

to that foreign bit .... .... you can tell me what it means if you like

Nil Carborundun Despertati


Don't let the B.......... oh


people beggining with B


Grind you down!