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aaaaaah .... quite right - I try not too ... with varying degrees of success of course

so ... what else do you rant about - other than shampoo

Hummmmm what else..................ageism - well ok I do now that I am "old"
Food - lack of intelligence by "housewives" to real food - if it isn't in a packet it's not real type syndrome!
Crickey there's sooooo much - and especialy lack of time
In the last 30 years we have gained so many time saving devices.......but why are we so bereft of time??

you make me feel quite inadequate .... I can't think of anything I rant about on a regular basis - other than the kids of course .. but lets face it, that's quite normal.

I think I tend to be a random ranter ... anything that takes my fancy at the time

That he way to be for sure - randon rants against the world in eneral - far bettererer than a constant rage againt age and injustice!!!!


Don't know but n the last 48 hours I've been feeling sooooooooooo Old!

any particular reason for that ??? Are you very very old ????

I'm 94 - but I look a bit younger!!!


Dunno - just been a long time after I last took a break I guess - just feeling old and tired - but there again I've just seen Rick Stein - favorite of mine - still rockin at his age!!

I know life is unfair - ut why is it unfair to ME!!?

I'l get over this transitory stage

Building up into a good rant there ...

94 eh?? and still typing ... well done!! I'm actually 105 but as my birthday is on Feb 29th I'm only really 26 and a bit ... .... which would explain a lot

Have you ever seen The Pirates of Penzance at all

yes but many many years ago, and having the memory span of a goldfish I can remember very little about it ... why's that??

A goldfish?? crickey THAT long!!!
It was the February the 29th that prompted me to ask

aaaah ... that obviously has some significance then ... I could pretend I know exactly what you're on about, but sadly I'm not that clever

What else to you like to do, y'know - when you're not ranting??

There's all sorts - do like to cook - used to be a cook a million years ago
Then there's allways a

ooooh yes a is always good, as is a

Being a cook sounds like a nice job ... hard work tho I imagine ... what made you give it up??

Ah...I'd hoped you weren't gonna ask that - long story cut short............working in hotels - chef / F&B / purchasing manager etc etc

Got mugged

Lost me sense of smell

Job u/s

ok - a lot more details and complicated and so on - but thats the essence of it.



Never mind - I pose there are those who are born to get into aggro and there's those that aren't

Well summat like that anyway


But hang on - here's me givin out all the dross................what about you???

well that's typical of me ... putting my big foot in it

sorry to hear about the mugging ... can't have been much fun - putting it mildly - is that what your tag is all about?? Have you been able to work recently or is it early days yet??? s coming your way >>>>>>>>>

Me ??? well, nothing very interesting going on here ... couple of kids here who keep me occupied and in between my chauffeuring duties, maths/science homework and general scivvying I work in a Solicitors (for my sins)

Noooooooooo been a long time since I lost me senses!!!


thanks for the anyway

no problem

so you solicit for a living ??

well in a manner of speaking yes ... but only when no-one's looking and I categorically deny that I Am a Solicitor ... I just work where Solicitors are

- thats fair enough........I'll start imagining!!!