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Hey hey! Copyright Infringement! I was Santa!
Q*bert Started conversation Dec 21, 2000
I was being Santa two weeks ago at Christmuse dinner! (http://www.h2g2.com/F59196?thread=91305) And I was asking people what they wanted for Christmas, too! I've been wondering why nobody was responding. This here forum ain't big enough for the both of us. Ah'm a callin' yew out. (Of course, it might just be coincidence. Or you might actually be the real Santa. All I really want is the facts.)
Hey hey! Copyright Infringement! I was Santa!
Santa Posted Dec 22, 2000
Aha, an imposter eh? I am of course the real Santa. How else do you think I managed to get my name in bold italics? I only managed to get *that* because I promised that nice Community Editor Peta that she could have exactly what she wanted for Christmas, and she struck a hard bargain, I can tell you.... 
Hey hey! Copyright Infringement! I was Santa!
Q*bert Posted Dec 22, 2000
Oh. Well, that's all right then. You're not mad, are you? I mean, those guys who impersonate you at the mall don't get lumps of coal, do they? They ARE impersonators...right?
Aww, man, now I'm getting reindeer doo in my stocking this year. 
Hey hey! Copyright Infringement! I was Santa!
TRiG (Ireland) A dog, so bade in office Posted Oct 20, 2006
Bold italics no longer. All things must pass.
Hey hey! Copyright Infringement! I was Santa!
Jimi X Posted Dec 10, 2007
Sad that.
Still, happy holidays all!
Hey hey! Copyright Infringement! I was Santa!
TRiG (Ireland) A dog, so bade in office Posted Dec 10, 2007
Conversations on h2g2 never die, they merely slumber.
TRiG.
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