h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

All I want for Christmas is a new front tooth, mine fell out, and the dentist made me a bridge and it cost 260 UK pounds. He said he could put one into my jaw, with titanium but it would cost thousands of pounds, so now I have a gap at the top of my tooth and the wind whistles thru it.

Also can I be the right temperature all the time, I'd like to never ever, ever, ever, ever, be too cold or too hot again.

Also can I have a nice place to stand when I go to watch the fireworks on the thames on New Year's eve.

I have been good this year honest govenor and I believe in what ever you want to call yourself so long as you bring me presents.....

Love and hugs
Suey

Dear Santa,

My little keyring broke for the fourth time today, and I superglued him back up. He's a little stone buddha guy, made from lava rock, and he's supposed to bring me luck. He has, but he's not been too lucky himself... every time I drop him, he appears to shatter.

Anyway, for Christmas could I please have a shatterproof little guy, or alternatively, could you take away all the hard surfaces in the world so he doesn't break again.

Thanks!

-Calroth

P.S. I finally worked out how you manage to visit all those houses in one night! You're a very stretchy person... http://www.h2g2.com/A236396