h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Aah but has he seen the snow? I feel sorry for him, the rest of the world is snuggling up to Xmas and he has to strip off and go to the beach! By the way Santa, I would like my credit card bill to disappear for Christmas pls? I have been a very good girl, I have laughed at every adversity (particularily the ones I created) and brought some cheer into the lives of others, I have done my chores and even cleaned my bedroom all I want is a clean bill of financial health is that too much?

Dearest Santa,
I would like a nice new bed please. I'm a hard working mummy who would like a good night's sleep in a nice comfortable bed that doesn't have springs poking through the mattress.

Thank you.

Enough with the snow, I had to travel 65 miles in it the other weekend to get to a bowls match. However Santa as I've been really good and hardly thrown a full blooded drive all year whilst bowling could I have a new set of those coloured bowls that are all the rage in more ways than one. And I promise to be more of a demon drawer and less of a demon driver with them, honest.

Dear Santa,

I now know what I want to ask you for Christmas : Some very very very fast and big, no huge servers for H2G2.

Thank you.

TM.