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Oscar Started conversation Dec 17, 1999
For christmas *I* would like a mini disc 4-track recorder please 
I have been a *very* good boy *all* year
your beard is funny
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Santa Posted Dec 17, 1999
Are you sure that you have been a good boy, Oscar? I will have to ask your mummy first. And, can I tell you young man, that's not a very polite comment on the beard. Things are not looking good for *you* sonny.,,
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Oscar Posted Dec 17, 1999
ask my mummy, I don't care, I've bribed her already.
I'm well good though.
And the beard is a bit funny... how do you make it feel
so fluffy and cottony
ok, it's lovely, it's unique
at least I believe in you!?
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 17, 1999
for my chrismas i would like a sored an a big rasing car to drive in my gardun that gos faster than my dadys car an i would like aswell a n 64 with mariocart an i would aslo like a pokemon to play cos my freind danial has got one for his birthday last week and i am jelus.
i think yore beard is funny too.
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Santa Posted Dec 17, 1999
My beard is *not* funny. My beard is a perfectly natural, curly white beard. It's only fluffy and cottony because I use Pantone pro-V on it, the one with extra conditioning aloe-vera extract for fine or flyaway hair.
Yawn, that's rather a long list for one little boy, don't you think.? Why don't you ask for a nice educational toy? A chess set or something? All these new fangled computer gadgets. It will never catch on.
And Oscar, please will you stop that. The elves don't like it when you do that to them, they are likely to bite you.
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 17, 1999
i dont fink yore beerd is real
*Tugs on Santa's beard*
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GreeboTCat Posted Dec 17, 1999
Watch out... watch out... there's a Greebo about...
~Greebo saunters in... jumps on Santa's knee...~
Me would like a box of doughnuts Santa... like you brought me last year... ~grin~... and the year before.... er... and the year before that... ~hopeful grin~
for christmas *I* would like a:
TowelMaster Posted Dec 17, 1999
I want Shazz with me here in Holland but you don't have to do anything, she is coming..!
TM.
P.S. O.K. maybe some snow this time...? 
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Peregrin Posted Dec 18, 1999
Hello Santa!
*Peregrin perches on Santa's shoulder*
I've been a *very* good bird all year, and I haven't killed *any* carrier pigeons.
I would love a boxed set of multicoloured haddock for Christmas though.
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shazzPRME Posted Dec 20, 1999
Yes....and I would like a Towel... a big fluffy one to keep me warm and fuzzy....oh....and can I have some snow too....and maybe a clear night on Wednesday to watch the full moon?
thank you FC
shazz
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Peregrin Posted Dec 20, 1999
Ooh thanks Santa you are very kind! There's an inch or so of snow here in Southampton, and I've never seen snow here before, let alone before Christmas.
It's a bit cold though. Can we have some heaters (that work) for our house please Santa?
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Ginger The Feisty Posted Dec 20, 1999
You've never seen snow in Southampton? It always snows there - at least it did for the 21 years I lived there!
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Zipo Bibrok Posted Dec 20, 1999
Look I don't know why you are complaining about the snow. We have about 10 inches here in scotland and that is still considered as a light shower. Tonight we are expected to have more blizzards. just now it is minus 5 so quit you complaining about the cold.
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 20, 1999
Loony, from downunder, saunters in wearing shorts and flip flops, towel flung casually over shoulder and sits on Santa's knobbly knees. A trail of lovely white sand twinkles on the floor of the grotto.
Santa, for Christmas can I have a cure for baldness please. If that is unavailable how about a cure for vanity? Or money. Lots. 
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Ginger The Feisty Posted Dec 20, 1999
I don't think Santa should grant you anything until you stop going on about how hot it is over there! It's mean!
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 21, 1999
Ginger, today is quite cold. It is also raining and my sunburn hurts.
Hope that makes you feel better.
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Ginger The Feisty Posted Dec 21, 1999
Now I feel mean for taking pleasure in another's suffering
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Zipo Bibrok Posted Dec 21, 1999
I would not feel mean for doing something like that. Think about it, he at least has seen the sun before.
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for christmas *I* would like a:
- 1: Oscar (Dec 17, 1999)
- 2: Santa (Dec 17, 1999)
- 3: Oscar (Dec 17, 1999)
- 4: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 17, 1999)
- 5: Santa (Dec 17, 1999)
- 6: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 17, 1999)
- 7: GreeboTCat (Dec 17, 1999)
- 8: TowelMaster (Dec 17, 1999)
- 9: Peregrin (Dec 18, 1999)
- 10: shazzPRME (Dec 20, 1999)
- 11: Peta (Dec 20, 1999)
- 12: shazzPRME (Dec 20, 1999)
- 13: Peregrin (Dec 20, 1999)
- 14: Ginger The Feisty (Dec 20, 1999)
- 15: Zipo Bibrok (Dec 20, 1999)
- 16: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Dec 20, 1999)
- 17: Ginger The Feisty (Dec 20, 1999)
- 18: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Dec 21, 1999)
- 19: Ginger The Feisty (Dec 21, 1999)
- 20: Zipo Bibrok (Dec 21, 1999)
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