3rd Dimension, Sol, Double Planet System 1, Grouping III (Earth-Moon), Sthn Hemisphere, Largest Island

Greetings from Heaven.

This is from one of the dominant creatures of this ball of rock. We are called humans (offensive to women) or homo sapiens (offensive to homophobes) or people (offensive to ants who actually the largest by mass grouping on this planet.)

From the insignificant to the "arse-end"

I'm a student of the dance of the molecules at a higher education learning (sic) called Monash University. This is situated in Victoria South (Australia), not to be confused with Victoria North (Canada). I'm a stranger to this area (state) having lived most of my life in the suburbs of Adelaide, South Australia, not Adelaide North (Arkansas or Colorado or Idaho or Nevada or Washington or Pennsylvania,USA).

Don't ask me the weather,

our land of Australia has every type of climate stretched throughout the continent. A South African friend once wanted to drive from our capital Canberra to Adelaide via Darwin, a city in the north not understanding that would be like 2000 km!

South Australia (my home state)

is the dryest state in the dryest country in the world. Victoria is the complete opposite, with snowfields, rainforests galore and while Queensland may be "beautiful one day, perfect the next", Victoria has "four seasons in one day".

An oral comparision

All very foreign including types of beer, a much quaffed cold beverage "Coopers (South Australian) kicks Fosters (Victorian)". Our pints are their pots, our schooners are their pints.


Anyway enjoy the page and if you spot a large space ship shaped like a gold brick I hope you have your peanuts, beer and a towel handy! (not to mention a friend from Betelgeuse) for now... Michael

Now what, actually I'm in Columbia, Missouri right now!!


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