h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh sorry, I'm just attempting to beat the ACE's at their job. They serve to meet and greet people in the world of h2g2, but I've been the first to do it on 2 occasions so far!
Anyway, hi, welcome to h2g2!
Its main prupose is for you to write articles on whatever you fancy, but it also has a *huge* community side of things.
Pop along to the ACE's homepage, via the h2g2 main page, and talk to someone there.
Not as if I don't want to talk to you of course, it's just that they're the proffessionals.
CU - BigC

Whell big c congratulaitions for being the first at my home page.By the way do youy like being at a space station.If you have a nice job for me let me know.

Let me know also

Well, I really ought to change my name up there now, 'cus I've suddenly got loads of applicants. But I'm sure there'll be a place for you at some point in the near future.
I've got to talk to some others right now, but I'll keep you in mind.

Damn! Symlpost. OK, I'll let you know too when there's a place.

Well, In that case, I have no other choice but to add my welcome to the ones stated above. Welcome, Don Vito, and may your stay here mean lots of fun

Greetings , Kheldar

Consider yourself well and truly Aced now then Don Vito! You have also been Posted LOL
I have taken the liberty of amending your spelling etc for your opening I will *let you have it* when I see you, or you can visit my page again... it is fixed now, and I will pop it in discreetly for you
Welcome to h2g2, and may you have as much fun as we all do
shazzPRME

Oh dear, Shazz has found you...
You'd better watch your back now, because everytime you look around, she will be there , keeping an eye on your movements ~grin~

Whell i don't mind that some people are looking over me,althoug it make me feel little(what i am) it also make me feel save.(witch i probebly aren't)

Hehe... big brother is always on the lookout.

sporky, who is posting (finally) from his own computer!! (ra ra shish kum ba!)

Or, in this case, big sister

O yes i've found a true new famili off giants it's scary to now your wathed by them.The scary thing about this is that by giants their feet are to big for me.

Depends on what you want to do with them

There is a very funny, but old song called
~Your feets too big~
Is this what you are referring to Don V??
shazzPRME

I've never heard of a song about feets thought it whas a to smelly thing to sing or talk about.
I think feet are some thing like life every time somebody starts talking about it somebody other is getting depressed.

My respect Don Vito and welcome to h2g2. I hope you will enjoy it as much as I do. Be carefull you might lose your other social life.

*smiles*
That's more like it Don A You can be quite civilised when you try
shazzPRME

Thank you shazz. I believe you want to say something about football??

Whell we both can act like grown ups.(we really can)

"Act like" is probably the best way to describe it