'Tis me..
I'm a 41 year old man living near Belfast, N.I. (I heard that...) and I'm partially homebound with an illness called Crohn's Disease. Coincedentally, I actually am a crone.. I delude myself that I am well travelled, worldly-wise, lucid and eloquent, but I have been known to be wrong.. I enjoy good food, fine wine, fairly good wine, rubbish wine, beer and some (if not all) spirits.. I am known for my extensive knowledge of the Arts, Politics, world finance and the uncanny ability to lie easily about my supposed knowledge of the Arts, Politics and world finance. I was married once until I was found out to be less than advertised and, after the Advertising Standards Council admitted they had nothing to bring to the table, was also divorced once, which was apparently fewer times than my ex-wife desired. I have no children which I beleive I am owed an award for from the rest of the Earths population although the postal service may have had an undercover reporter dumping letters that day so, who knows? I do have two dogs which started as one dog, a long-haired Alsatian cross, from a rescue centre. She escaped one Saturday night and three months later, I had an Alsatian-labradorish dog as well. I beleive the rescue centre dog was actually not abandoned, but sent to the centre as punishment for promiscuity. The alarm should've sounded when the Rescue Centre told me that high-heels and white socks where "common" to that breed.. Anyway, that's me, and I'm called Gary..
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