h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome to our planet and welcome to this guide. Much of which is widely inaccurate, mostly appocryphal but should give you some idea of who we are.

You may be an angel but I am a Demon, as in Demon Drawer, however if you do have any questions I'll do my best to answer them for you. Wander at will and you'll find some great links if you want something specific try the box in the top right hand corner or use the search window at the top.

BTW for great links to get you started visit the ACEs home page http://www.h2g2.com/A214796

Thank you for writing I am looking forward to passing information to everyone and thanks for the links

Your welcome. Looking forward to your contributions if you homepage is anything to go by.

Hi!
I just saw you online & we have not chatted before. I am very interested in your life so far! Please hit the reply button & have a chat with me!

Hello how r u? Im very intelectual on my home system so if you want to chat about anything interstellar give me a call. ps your own solar system interests me too like why havent you yet mined pluto? it has huge iron and titanium deposits

I am afraid we haven't got the technology to travel that far in a reasonable amount of time, but I am sure we will catch up soon. Are you enjoying yourself here? No problems? If you need any help at all, just shout!

I have a Problem, I have chosen the most boring place to spend my time here SALTFLEET LINCOLNSHIRE!! It says it all really. If you look at the Apple Master's article on Marshchappel you can see that it is boring but Saltfleet takes the Olympic gold of boring villages. is there anything boring where u r at?

Ps I would like to know your opinion on life on Europa?

Blimey, I can't believe I missed this thread!
You are advertizing for a girlfriend?
*stands in line*
Am I first in the queue?
*looks hopeful*

Well there aint no one else asking so i guess yeah.
*blushes serverely*
I dont know what to say
*runs off with shyness*

Well there aint no one else asking so i guess yeah.
*blushes serverely*
I dont know what to say
*runs off with shyness*

*hopes he returns*

*runs back with VERY red cheeks*
H h hi how r u? dont know what 2 say VERY embarassed. i wanna ask u a question. where have u been in the galaxy? just wondering
*looks with puppydog eyes*

Oh, I *love* puppydog eyes...
I'd follow you anywhere you care to lead me, especially outer space!
I love theand the!!!

I know of a very quiet spot near Bernards star. the fifth planet is a huge gas giant and its massive heat output supports a small moon that is covered in dense forests. We called it Ymir (after some norse god) and it is uninhabited. what do you think?

I could build a log cabin beside a lake. BTW where on Earth are you?

The east of England.
How soon can you build that log cabin?

More specifically, the North East of Lincolnshire, right on the coast...not far from you, actually.
That is, if you are still in Saltfleet...
Now, about that log cabin by the
lake...* 1^^^1 ~~~~~~ *

When are you planning on mooving to bernards star then? i would like some help in construction (an altairian degree in stellar physics doesnt help with basic constuction skills) but ill give it a go anyway

As soon as the site gets back to normal?
And I can post more than 3 posts before the site grounds to a halt?