h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Priests like the overshoes that protect your soles. (This is an assassin's joke.)

Is it?
Ha ha ha!

I don't get it.

No, hang on a sec - yep, I get it! Yeah, definately an assassin's joke.

Hello all! Just popped in after meeting Steel Priest in Jaguar's forum even though (he? she?) never actually spoke to me... Hello Lisa! What makes you the (co-founding) Freak †?

Hello

Yes.Assassin's joke. From he Assassin's Guild, Ankh-Morpork. Pyramids.

Cutlery makes me the co-founding Freak, if it wasn't for him, there would be no Freaks. Then again if it wasn't for me there would be no Freaks. *scratches head in thought* No, that can't be right..Ah yes. Yes it is. It is right because it was *Cutlery*'s idea, but it was *me* who actually wrote the page. And accidentally left it too late so that it is actually dated on the first day of the third millenium, woohoo! Lost? Goooooooood...

The H2G2 Freaks: http://www.h2g2.com/A239258

The † is because I am a Christian.

Hope that clears anything up

Oh, right... I'm going to follow your link in a sec and find out what it's all about...
And you'll have to try harder than that to confuse me!
What sort of † Christian are you? (you know; believe totally what the Bible says, part scientific view, nice way to bring up kids...)
Hope that doesn't sound, well, whatever it shouldn't sound like. Um, how can I explain this? *releases lots of dandruff from hair* Umm... Nasty? Offensive? Evil? Whatever, I hope it doesn't sound like that.