English Teacher
Hi there,
thinking I could need a bit of English in my future I decided to prove an English course not knowing that there is no need of knowing some English or being skilled to teach for being a teacher. The only thing Ms Krueger-Weber(my "English" "teacher") taught me was that there has been a dramatic lack of teachers after world war II and everyone who was willing to teach a class of 40-50 pupils was allowed to do so. no matter which subject and which abillities the future teacher had(I don`t know what tense to use so have fun with it) Freddie on Elm street compared with one of my "English" lessons is like kindergarten. Nobody can imagine the agony this once feeling creature causes her pupils. If you think <Hey, just another mad pupil who cannot take his bad marks> then check this example which underlines my demand for better marks:
Sink off ze Titanic. (imagine a strong german accent)
What happened there? (it`s quiet correct but unfuckingbelievable annoying when you here that question every five mins concerning things you just read about with the class 10 seconds ago!)
She droved into an icemountain. (there she goes again! I don`t mind her being not able to conjugate but hey, if anybody ever is going to discover such an icemountain she will be the first whose head will be smashed again and again on the surface of this icemountain to test if an egg sandwich protects the head from being broken when smashed on the surface of an icemountain again and again.)
Much peoples drunken. (what can I say she`s a professional)
Very sad. (that someone who wants to pass through the exams can be taught by a non english speaking lifeform.)
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