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A special invitation for The Big C
Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) Started conversation Jul 31, 2000
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~~~~ENGRAVED INVITATION~~~~
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To:
The Honorable The Big C
The Celery and Ms. Dolores A. Webjello cordially invite you to a very special event.
Date: beginning 1 August, 2000 and continuing...
Location: http://www.h2g2.com/A404407
The event has three parts which will run at the same time:
__ Press Conference ___
The Celery will be unveiling a series of new initiatives, as well as answering questions about policy issues. While this portion is particularly intended for the press, all are invited.
__ Campaign Party ___
Everyone is invited to this party celebrating the beginning of the final stretch in the campaign. There will be an open bar, hors d'oeuvres, light conversation, and dancing. Dolores A. Webjello will host the dances. No serious political talk or clocks will be allowed.
__ Black-tie Recognition Dinner ___
This gourmet meal is being provided by The Celery as a thank you to supporters of the campaign. Opposition candidates and members of the press are also invited. This is a chance to bring out your finest clothes, and enjoy a great meal and sparkling conversation. Formal attire is expected. Please RSVP for the dinner by responding to this message.
We look forward to seeing you!
Note: Feel free to invite your friends and associates to attend the press conference and party. The dinner, however, will be limited to those with invitations, plus new supporters of Celery-Webjello.
A special invitation for The Big C
Chris Tonks Posted Aug 1, 2000
I thank you humbly for the invitation! 
As you may know, I am of course running in an opposition party to the respectable Celery and Ms. Dolores A. Webjello. However, I am most gratified that you still invite opposition members - I'm sure it will reasure people of your good intentions.
I would very much like to come to the party, but I am usually incredably busy. I will however attend if I have any time.
Once again, I thank you for your invitation!
- Pr. C. Tonks
A special invitation for The Big C
Redbeard (Thanks to all who supported The Celery!)) Posted Aug 1, 2000
Thanks for the response. Yes we did invite all the opposition candidates. We enjoy their company and of course could not expect them to support The Celery
If you have time, please stop by. The food and company is excellent!
-- Redbeard
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