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OK, so there's not much of a ? about the origins of your name, but I couldn't think of a decent title...
Hi! You were kind enough to drop by my page so I thought I'd drop by yours...
You seem to have been mobbed by ACE's who haven't come back to speak to you. Well, that's nice.

OK, erm, what can I say?
I know *plonks bag down on handy table, which promptly disappers and the bag ends up on the floor spilling it's contents* have a bonbon, that's whats in the bag... Why do you have a disappearing table? It's just a booby-trap to catch out unsuspecting gullible visitors like me, isn't it?

Well, did you like my page?
Was a doorman there when you came? 'Cos if he says 'Talk or Death' you should always say 'Talk'. However, he's not my doorman, as I don't have one... I don't know why he's there. Hopefully my friend Imaldris has taken him for her backdoor, but I don't know...

OK, I've now run out of anything to say so I'm going to go and lurk in my page again.
Happy h2g2ing!

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