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Hi there! As a patriotic austrian beer drinker it´s my duty to explain our drinking habits to you. In Austria it´s popular to drink beer in groups of at least 3 people with an amount of 12 to unlimited beers per person. This we call "BALEDDN VANICHTN!" To tell you strange a thing we have got a queer liquid called non alcoholic beer (#1 in the world´s list of useless things).
To get completely drunk in one our Bockbier is locally used which is a mixture of Schnaps and beer.
Skol

Hi GangsterMike.Although I'm aswell from Austria, I know a lot about Italian styles of beer drinking. The Italian men are weak, so the just have glasses of 400 ml. Stupid isn't it?
So maybe, when you still know, that you are owing me a box of beer (about 12 l), then we can go drinking.