h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello, welcome to h2g2. I am Afgncaap5, the resident Holistic Detective/Mad Scientist/Arch-Super Villain (temporary)/Donut Consumer. I run a Snow Cannon (it was one of my first projects from the 'Mad Scientist' category), that researchers can use to splat other researchers with up to 40 tons of snow. Speaking of which . . .

You page has been hit with a 40 ton snowball, courtesy the giant snow cannon just outside Joanna's donut stall on Mt. Sandcastle. To learn more about this cannon, go to http://www.h2g2.com/A270677

While there, you can learn about the cannon, marvel at the wonders of Crater Labs, Inc., and even track down the researcher who decided to cream you! (Hint- her name is Alien. She's a regular, so sending a retaliating snowball shouldn't be too hard.

This note was attached to your snowball delivery- Welcome to h2g2!!! You'll need a shovel . . . and no killing!

So, welcome to h2g2! Welcome to the wonderful world of wackos! If you need anything, just ask pretty much anybody. People seem to be friendly enough around here. Later!

I still have bruises because of your snowballs. I really need a shovel but not to shovel all the snow off me, but to KILL! Or throw some snow on YOU!
Merry Christmas to you and all! =-)

*hih* Don't blame him, he's just doing his work... And didn't I tell you not to kill anyone??